"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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How to: Talk Like a DJ

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I decided to open up a thread of DJ lingo for people, like me, who are confused on a couple of DJ words. Here's the list, please add to it with the stuff you know.

Lingo I know
DJ- Don Juan
AFC- Average Frustrated Chump
LTR- Long Term Relationship
Kino- Kinesthetics
PUA- Pick Up Artist
PUG- Pick Up Guru
C and F- ****y and Funny
HB- Hot Biatch (Pretty sure)
IOI- Indicator of Interest (Defined by BBX)
LJBF- Let's Just Be Friends
ONS- One Night Stand
DHV- Demonstations of Higher Value
PDA- Public Displays of Affection (Defined by The Shocker)
AMOG- Alpha Male Of the Group (Defined by The Shocker)
DIY- Do It Yourself (Defined by The Shocker)
KJ-Keyboard Jockey (Defined by Soniq)

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hmm aight. Thanks. I know there were at least three other terms I was confused on so I'm looking them up now. One thing I just learned is that girls neg hit too. I really should have known that. That means that one of my cold approaches I thought was really bad was in fact gold and she was simply neg hitting me. Damn. Ah well, at least I made the cold approach a lot hotter ^_^
 

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AMOG-alpha male of group/other guy
DIY-...do it yourself?
PDA-public display of affection
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Wow, props to the Shocker. Of course, I guess that's why the call the most popular dormroom in Whittier College "The Shocker Room". LMAO
 

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AFK = Away From Keyboard
BRB = Be Right Back
BRD = Blackrock Depths
WoW = World of Warcraft... omg Duh! :rolleyes:
DPS = Damage Per Second
AoE/AE = Area of Effect (Ex. Blizzard)
DoT = Damage over Time (Ex. Poison)
NBG = Need Before Greed
TBC = The Burning Crusade
NPC = Non-playable Character
GM = Guild Master / Game Master
NE = Night Elf
"kek" = Orchish for "lol"
STV = Stranglethorn Vale

k you should be set.

use these and you're gold.
 

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Ah, then that is truly a relevant word to this forum. It makes the list. Michele's words on the other hand... :nono:
 

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Michele said:
AFK = Away From Keyboard

k you should be set.

use these and you're gold.
haha oh yeah these are perfect. Haven't seen you post in awhile. Welcome back
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I forgot to add that I think there is a section in the bible on this
 

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naes420 said:
thats not talking like a dj, its talking like a fvcking internet lingo freak
i've had enough... duel me... pvp... tomorrow... at the flag pole...

mpimpin said:
haha oh yeah these are perfect. Haven't seen you post in awhile. Welcome back
and thanks... im just visiting... i don't have any good advice for anyone in this forum anymore.. but to get outta here.

no one listens to real advice... so i give bad answers to bad questions.
 

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Michele said:
i've had enough... duel me... pvp... tomorrow... at the flag pole...
shut up u ****in n00b, id own you because im l33t...your such ezpk now shut up before i have to get out the hammer of thor
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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IOI = Indicator of Interest
SOI = Statement of Interest
 

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HB actually means hot babe, not hot biatch. I am pretty sure.
 

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Michele said:
AFK = Away From Keyboard
BRB = Be Right Back
BRD = Blackrock Depths
WoW = World of Warcraft... omg Duh! :rolleyes:
DPS = Damage Per Second
AoE/AE = Area of Effect (Ex. Blizzard)
DoT = Damage over Time (Ex. Poison)
NBG = Need Before Greed
TBC = The Burning Crusade
NPC = Non-playable Character
GM = Guild Master / Game Master
NE = Night Elf
"kek" = Orchish for "lol"
STV = Stranglethorn Vale

k you should be set.

use these and you're gold.
Wow... keep that in the Barrens
 

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Michele said:
AFK = Away From Keyboard
BRB = Be Right Back
BRD = Blackrock Depths
WoW = World of Warcraft... omg Duh! :rolleyes:
DPS = Damage Per Second
AoE/AE = Area of Effect (Ex. Blizzard)
DoT = Damage over Time (Ex. Poison)
NBG = Need Before Greed
TBC = The Burning Crusade
NPC = Non-playable Character
GM = Guild Master / Game Master
NE = Night Elf
"kek" = Orchish for "lol"
STV = Stranglethorn Vale

k you should be set.

use these and you're gold.
God, I dunno whats more disturbing, that this showed up in a forum for dating advice or that I actually understood alot of those acronyms before the definition.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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