"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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how to steal a girl from her deuchbag boyfriend

Wal Doe

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nevermind, you can't ask a forum dedicated to narcissism for advice on how to cure a narcissist.:wave:
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Mantis Toboggan

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You're 33 years old? Come on, man. You're too old to believe in fairy tales.

Reality of the situation - She's banging the roided up, possessive, rich, spoiled brat boyfriend.

And the good-listener, nice guy, asexual male friend (that's you) is sitting at home dreaming about her.

She can complain about him all she wants. She's banging him. Not you. So HE is what turns her on. And YOU are her nice guy little brother.
 

Mike32ct

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She can complain about this guy all she wants. It means nothing. If I had a nickel for ever girl that swore she was sick of her douche bf and was going to break up with him, BUT she still stayed with him or at least kept having sex with him, I'd be pretty wealthy.

Actually I'd be at the TOP of the "What's your income" poll in Anything Else lol.

Let it go.
 

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  1. Learn proper spelling/capitalization.
  2. Apply same dedication and level of perfection to remaining areas of life.
  3. Rest should follow.

Wal Doe said:
maybe i'm still an afc at heart...
Read your post as though it was written by someone else on this forum... how does it sound? Your princess is in another castle, I'm afraid.
 

bigneil

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Who cares if she has a boyfriend? Only care if she is f*cking you.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Eternal_water

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If she is fvcking him and staying with him thats all you need to know about how "unhappy" she really is.
 

omega05

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Eternal_water said:
If she is fvcking him and staying with him thats all you need to know about how "unhappy" she really is.
exactly. I tell you about these white knights, captain save-a-heaux
 

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omega05 said:
exactly. I tell you about these white knights, captain save-a-heaux
In the Legend of Zelda games, Link always saves the princess and THEY NEVER EVEN KISS! Even in the cartoon series, a kiss never happened.

In Super Mario games, how the hell does Princess Toadstool get kidnapped by the SAME PERSON MULTIPLE TIMES? She's not just banging Mario, she's banging Luigi, Bowser, The Koopa Kids, and The Toads from Worlds 1-7!

Anytime a woman is complaining to you about another guy, she's banging him. He's seeing her naked. You never will.

Muscular Millionaires see a lot of naked women.

There's no such thing as monogamy in a woman's eyes.

Case closed.
 
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Being a captain-save-a-hoe will see you get hurt, it's just not worth it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Alle_Gory

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bigneil said:
Who cares if she has a boyfriend? Only care if she is f*cking you.
Yup. And if she wants you to be her boyfriend you just walk away because you know what's going to happen behind your back.
 
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