"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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how to steal a girl from her deuchbag boyfriend

Wal Doe

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nevermind, you can't ask a forum dedicated to narcissism for advice on how to cure a narcissist.:wave:
 
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Mantis Toboggan

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You're 33 years old? Come on, man. You're too old to believe in fairy tales.

Reality of the situation - She's banging the roided up, possessive, rich, spoiled brat boyfriend.

And the good-listener, nice guy, asexual male friend (that's you) is sitting at home dreaming about her.

She can complain about him all she wants. She's banging him. Not you. So HE is what turns her on. And YOU are her nice guy little brother.
 

Mike32ct

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She can complain about this guy all she wants. It means nothing. If I had a nickel for ever girl that swore she was sick of her douche bf and was going to break up with him, BUT she still stayed with him or at least kept having sex with him, I'd be pretty wealthy.

Actually I'd be at the TOP of the "What's your income" poll in Anything Else lol.

Let it go.
 

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  1. Learn proper spelling/capitalization.
  2. Apply same dedication and level of perfection to remaining areas of life.
  3. Rest should follow.

Wal Doe said:
maybe i'm still an afc at heart...
Read your post as though it was written by someone else on this forum... how does it sound? Your princess is in another castle, I'm afraid.
 

bigneil

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Who cares if she has a boyfriend? Only care if she is f*cking you.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Eternal_water

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If she is fvcking him and staying with him thats all you need to know about how "unhappy" she really is.
 

omega05

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Eternal_water said:
If she is fvcking him and staying with him thats all you need to know about how "unhappy" she really is.
exactly. I tell you about these white knights, captain save-a-heaux
 

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omega05 said:
exactly. I tell you about these white knights, captain save-a-heaux
In the Legend of Zelda games, Link always saves the princess and THEY NEVER EVEN KISS! Even in the cartoon series, a kiss never happened.

In Super Mario games, how the hell does Princess Toadstool get kidnapped by the SAME PERSON MULTIPLE TIMES? She's not just banging Mario, she's banging Luigi, Bowser, The Koopa Kids, and The Toads from Worlds 1-7!

Anytime a woman is complaining to you about another guy, she's banging him. He's seeing her naked. You never will.

Muscular Millionaires see a lot of naked women.

There's no such thing as monogamy in a woman's eyes.

Case closed.
 
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Being a captain-save-a-hoe will see you get hurt, it's just not worth it.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Alle_Gory

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bigneil said:
Who cares if she has a boyfriend? Only care if she is f*cking you.
Yup. And if she wants you to be her boyfriend you just walk away because you know what's going to happen behind your back.
 
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