"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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How to Prevent a Cauliflower Ear?

Pecker

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I've just started taking a russian sambo class, and it works wonders for my self esteem. It's very therapeutic for me even though my entire body hurts like hel1 afterwards.

But I'm worried about getting cauliflower ears. I heard that you're supposed to drain your ear if it gets red and inflamed, but are the pre-stages of cauliflower ears always that blatant? And can you drain them yourself? What time frame do you have to drain your ear once it's swollen and puffy?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I dont understand. Whats russian sambo? WHat are cauliflower ears? Why would you get them, what causes it?

Btw i could probably answer all these questions myself if i wasnt lazy.

May this will help www.webmd.com
 

Pecker

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Sambo is a grappling sport much like Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

Cauliflower ears are what you get when you shock the ear and tear the skin from the cartilage. They look big and ugly.
 

Chewy Bagel

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Cauliflower ear is common in boxing and wrestling as well as just about any full contact martial arts. The use of wrestling headgear allowed me to avoid getting it. I had a buddy who got it (even while using headgear) and we had to stick a needle in his ear that night to drain it. Do a search using google or ask your coach, maybe he can give you some information.

Good Luck!
 

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if anyone has ever seen the assistant wrestling coach at minnesota university you would see how gross cauliflower ear really is.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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misunderstood??

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get a scrum cap:) some ppl tape their ears to their head to prevent it too, u might look goofy though but then again so does cauliflower ear
 

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Originally posted by Pecker
I've just started taking a russian sambo class, and it works wonders for my self esteem. It's very therapeutic for me even though my entire body hurts like hel1 afterwards.

But I'm worried about getting cauliflower ears. I heard that you're supposed to drain your ear if it gets red and inflamed, but are the pre-stages of cauliflower ears always that blatant? And can you drain them yourself? What time frame do you have to drain your ear once it's swollen and puffy?
The only way to prevent that is to get a wrestling headgear. Especially doing shyt like Sambo, you could get your ear ripped off.
 
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