Rocko
Senior Don Juan
Ok, so, pretty much explains itself, the gym i go to has a couple HB, some from my school it turns out, any advice on how i should open em? no rush on the response
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How to open girls at the gym
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
ROCKO! I am so happy you made this post, because I go to the gym on a regular basis I do this sort of **** all the time. Ok ok, best way to pick up a girl at the gym, bar none, is this little routine here.
*walk up to machine that girls at
Mission: Hey are you almost done with this machine (of course you know she isn't because you checked to see she just started using it, hehe)
Her: Well I have a couple more sets to do still.. (you have also chosen something like leg press etc, the girls running are not appropriate to open, you would not want randoms talking to you during a run, and neither do they)
Mission: Listen, I need to finish this workout, how bout I set in with you?
Her: Sure (they always say sure, why wouldn't they)
*now you are in guys, this is when you start talking to her, introduce yourself, pick fun at how much she is lifting "haha oh i better take my wieghts off there, wouldn't want you getting hurt!" just flirt with her, the gym is a good place, not the best, but definatly good for getting girls.
*once I noticed a girl working out and she kept looking at me as she walked by, so one time I said, "hey, you have walked by and looked at me about 5 times now and never said a word, whats up?", she says:
"well you never said hi to me either!"
Mission: "well i just did, i'm mission pleased to meet you"
Her: "im cutegirl, nice to meet you too"
Mission: "iv'e never seen you here before, and as you can tell by my massive muscles i come her all the time!"(i dont have massive muscles, just althetic build)
Her: "haha, well i come here sometimes, im not that commited to my workout..."
And it was all fluff from there.
--Mission
*walk up to machine that girls at
Mission: Hey are you almost done with this machine (of course you know she isn't because you checked to see she just started using it, hehe)
Her: Well I have a couple more sets to do still.. (you have also chosen something like leg press etc, the girls running are not appropriate to open, you would not want randoms talking to you during a run, and neither do they)
Mission: Listen, I need to finish this workout, how bout I set in with you?
Her: Sure (they always say sure, why wouldn't they)
*now you are in guys, this is when you start talking to her, introduce yourself, pick fun at how much she is lifting "haha oh i better take my wieghts off there, wouldn't want you getting hurt!" just flirt with her, the gym is a good place, not the best, but definatly good for getting girls.
*once I noticed a girl working out and she kept looking at me as she walked by, so one time I said, "hey, you have walked by and looked at me about 5 times now and never said a word, whats up?", she says:
"well you never said hi to me either!"
Mission: "well i just did, i'm mission pleased to meet you"
Her: "im cutegirl, nice to meet you too"
Mission: "iv'e never seen you here before, and as you can tell by my massive muscles i come her all the time!"(i dont have massive muscles, just althetic build)
Her: "haha, well i come here sometimes, im not that commited to my workout..."
And it was all fluff from there.
--Mission
Rocko
Senior Don Juan
haha, sounds good, was about to ask about girls runnin then i kept readin what you said, hehe thx
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
ask her to be your spotter
sparky0000
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Drop a weight on her foot.
All the gyms...All the low fat/low carb food...All the diet books and STILL American girls are the fattest species on earth
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Drop a weight on her foot.
All the gyms...All the low fat/low carb food...All the diet books and STILL American girls are the fattest species on earth
."Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Docs
Banned
:crackup:, nice!
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
From a saftey point of veiw, this is not a good idea, if you are benching your own body weight, do you want ot relie on a girl to grab the weight, under the circumstance that you have reached failure.Microphone Fiend said:
don juan jr
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Agreed ^
i can't trust a girl to lift something double her weight.
i can't trust a girl to lift something double her weight.
PumpingIron13
Don Juan
ARGHHHH SPOT MEEE ARRHH. lol that would be funny. haha this post is a good one i spend alot of my time at the gym too and there is pleennnttyy of hotties cuz its mostly the hotties who wanna stay hot lol, it really makes a lot of sense huh. but yeah ive had a chick one time watch me working out and i caught her lookin at be a bunch of time but i just looked back at her i think almost too intmidating cuz i went up to her and used the machine right next to her n she seemed to get really nervous and just went down stairs shootin me another glimpse on her way down. Maybe i smelled....or maybe i was just too much man haha
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
sparky0000 said:Drop a weight on her foot.
All the gyms...All the low fat/low carb food...All the diet books and STILL American girls are the fattest species on earth
This is why they are the fattest. They don't use the gyms. They don't eat the right food (low carb isnt the way to go), they don't read the right books.
:nono:
It's sad really
I don't know about you, but when I'm at the gym, last thing on my mind is "How do I approach this girl"
I'm more concerned with the 350lbs on my back as I squat. Must just be me.