How to lose a girl in 10 days

[LADawg49]

Fellas, remember a few years ago the movie, "How to lose a guy in 10 days"? I saw it and it was aight. But from experiences, here is my list on how to lose a girl in 10 days:
1. Tell her you love her everyday.
2. Shower her with gifts, cards, and love notes frequently.
3. Tell her how beautiful and special she is frequently.
4. lTell her, "I need you and could never live without you."
5. Tell her "You are my love and no matter what, I will always love you".
6. Write her love poems frequently.
7. Tell her all your feelings/thoughts before she tells you any of hers.
8. Ask her, "Would you like to be my girlfriend?"
9. Never argue with her and always do what she tells you to do.
10. Give her everything she wants and hand over your power to her.
11. Talk to her for hours on the phone everyday.
12. Call her many times a day.
If you do all of these things you are guarenteed to lose your girl in 10 days.. Any others yall can think of to add to the list?

 

[Modro]

how to lose one in 2 seconds

Im GAY

 

[Scrumtulescence]

Coming off as weak. Asking her timidly if she wants to do stuff instead of saying "yo tomorrow let's do this, pick ya up at 8", and acting apologetic, etc.

 

[Dukester]

being late constantly, and having no excuse or a bs excuse

being extremely mean and rude

 

[MtnBikingGuy]

Originally posted by Dukester
being late constantly, and having no excuse or a bs excuse

What? I'm ALWAYS late (up to an hour often) and I stand up the girls I date all the time, often with no message or notice, just leave them wondering where I am. Seems to spike attraction. One of those things that makes no sense but works for me.

 

[rgeere]

Accuse her every time belch and fart while scarfing down a few zillion twinkies you just bought from the nearest convience store.

Hell, make that the way you freaking date ... Your name will spread with disgust from within a 50 mile radius of you.

 

[rgeere]

Accuse her every time belch and fart while scarfing down a few zillion twinkies you just bought from the nearest convience store.

Hell, make that the way you freaking date ... Your name will spread with disgust from within a 50 mile radius of you.

 

[Phantasmal]

I had a girl that wanted me to do all of those things. I supplicated, but my heart wasn't in it. However, for TWO AND A HALF YEARS I did that stuff, and she actually liked it.

 

[idiot_boyfriend]

Ten days?

You can lose a girl in five seconds: "It's over, bìtch."

Done.

 

[Pugsley_f5]

MAN MODRO!!!!

MAN MODRO you had me rolling on that one thats some funniest wittiest crap Ive heard in a while!!!!