"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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How to look pimp in a tux shirt and black slacks?

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eggnawgkid

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So anyway our school band has to go play at some college this weekend and we have to wear a tux shirt and black pants all day long (including 5 hours on the bus). How could I make it fit my style a bit more for the bus ride at least? I usually wear collared shirts with only the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th from the bottom buttons done. Basically I dress preppy and all that AE and A&F stuff. I've got a bow tie and cumberbun too but I only have to wear that for the performance. Is it gonna look retarded if I have most of the buttons undone and the shirt untucked with a pleated tux shirt?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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bring some kind of button up under it. maybe pink or somethin and wear some white etnies or dc shoes. kinda be loose and dont tuck anything in
 
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maybe its just me and my opinion, but you can conform and look clean and nice and dressed up for one day, it is going to look stupid if you ask me to leave any buttons undone or to not tuck something in, when people do that at gatherings, they are always laughed and looked down upon behind their backs even by other kids or young adults.
 
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Yea I was planning on leaving it tucked in because it's really long but hanging out a bit and unbuttoning the top two or so buttons. But if you all think it'll just make me look stupid then obviously I'll conform. I would still leave one button undone at the top because it chokes me but that's all. Should I wear my black dress shoes on the bus or stick with my tennis shoes:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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you're a dumbass
 
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