"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How to keep your bathroom always smelling fresh?!

DJDamage

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I may be sounding a little neurotic here but I am just wondering what is the best way keep your bathroom still smelling good after you take a sh1t?! I mean I do use Air wick fresh after but its still has that lingering smell to it. I am always a bit nervous to take a sh1t if I have a woman over because I think if she takes one whif of the bathroom afterwards that just might be the end of the night.

Any good suggestions? I know for a fact that other places have always good smelling bathrooms even after I take a sh1t, so I am wondering if those places have better ventilation systems or those gay looking soaps and leaves that do it as well.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Clean smelling bathroom guide:

Step 1) Scent source

buy one of those things that you plug into the wall that give off that perfume smell.

Step 2) Air flow

You need a way for fresh air to enter the washroom. In commercial places there's usually an air duct leading in to the bathroom. Now you need a way for air to escape.. the fan in the roof perhaps?

When you take a ****, make sure there's air flow into, and out of the bathroom. If that means leaving the door open a little crack, so be it. That's what I do when I'm at home. Don't worry, the fan in the roof will create enough air pressure so no air will escape out the slightly opened door. In no time it smells fresh again because there's clean air to replace the smelly.

Most washrooms fail because they have the fan in the roof, but no way for air to get in to the bathroom...

If you trim an inch off the bottom of your bathroom door, that should do the trick.

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Quiksilver said:
Step 1) Scent source

buy one of those things that you plug into the wall that give off that perfume smell.
Those ‘plug-in’ air freshener tend to catch on fire, so I will pass on them.

as for the second suggestion, its not bad if you are alone but if you already have a woman there its dicey. You can't just leave your door slight ajar because if by accident she walks in while you are sitting on the toilet and wiping your ass then rest assure that she will never sleep with you.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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How to keep your bathroom smelling clean?

Don't miss when you take a ****.
 

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i dunno, this has worked for me and my friends. Always keep 1-2 packs of matches in your bathroom. I swear, after taking a nasty ass dump and you light 1 match(2 if you want) in your bathroom and keep the flame burning for as long as you could, the smell cancels out...give it a shot.
 

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DJDamage said:
Any good suggestions?

Use a portable bathroom. Discard it when you're done, stink and all. :moon:


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Try flushing as the turd hits the water. I call this the "courtesy flush." The "match trick" works too.
 

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1. air freshner and cent in the room

2. I keep a bottle of pine sol under the sink and whenver I use the restroom I poor some in the comole when I'm done and let it sit.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Cry For Love

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You might have some diet trouble if your stinkers are especially smelly though. Less meat and more veggies helps.
 
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