How to keep your bathroom always smelling fresh?!

[DJDamage]

I may be sounding a little neurotic here but I am just wondering what is the best way keep your bathroom still smelling good after you take a sh1t?! I mean I do use Air wick fresh after but its still has that lingering smell to it. I am always a bit nervous to take a sh1t if I have a woman over because I think if she takes one whif of the bathroom afterwards that just might be the end of the night.

Any good suggestions? I know for a fact that other places have always good smelling bathrooms even after I take a sh1t, so I am wondering if those places have better ventilation systems or those gay looking soaps and leaves that do it as well.

 

[Quiksilver]

Clean smelling bathroom guide:

Step 1) Scent source

buy one of those things that you plug into the wall that give off that perfume smell.

Step 2) Air flow

You need a way for fresh air to enter the washroom. In commercial places there's usually an air duct leading in to the bathroom. Now you need a way for air to escape.. the fan in the roof perhaps?

When you take a ****, make sure there's air flow into, and out of the bathroom. If that means leaving the door open a little crack, so be it. That's what I do when I'm at home. Don't worry, the fan in the roof will create enough air pressure so no air will escape out the slightly opened door. In no time it smells fresh again because there's clean air to replace the smelly.

Most washrooms fail because they have the fan in the roof, but no way for air to get in to the bathroom...

If you trim an inch off the bottom of your bathroom door, that should do the trick.

 

[DJDamage]

Step 1) Scent source

buy one of those things that you plug into the wall that give off that perfume smell.

Those ‘plug-in’ air freshener tend to catch on fire, so I will pass on them.

as for the second suggestion, its not bad if you are alone but if you already have a woman there its dicey. You can't just leave your door slight ajar because if by accident she walks in while you are sitting on the toilet and wiping your ass then rest assure that she will never sleep with you.

 

[Desdinova]

If you have a house, build a second bathroom on a different level. I normally use my downstairs bathroom to take a 5hit when I have company over.

 

[Bible_Belt]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozone

Also, I second the second bathroom idea.

 

[Crazy Asian]

How to keep your bathroom smelling clean?

Don't miss when you take a ****.

 

[Rebound Material]

i dunno, this has worked for me and my friends. Always keep 1-2 packs of matches in your bathroom. I swear, after taking a nasty ass dump and you light 1 match(2 if you want) in your bathroom and keep the flame burning for as long as you could, the smell cancels out...give it a shot.

 

[romangod]

Any good suggestions?

Use a portable bathroom. Discard it when you're done, stink and all. :moon:


Cheers!

 

[leftForDeadPhoenix]

Try flushing as the turd hits the water. I call this the "courtesy flush." The "match trick" works too.

 

[backbreaker]

1. air freshner and cent in the room

2. I keep a bottle of pine sol under the sink and whenver I use the restroom I poor some in the comole when I'm done and let it sit.

 

[Cry For Love]

You might have some diet trouble if your stinkers are especially smelly though. Less meat and more veggies helps.