How to handle your friends who complain about you getting laid more than them

[corrector]

So did your friend get laid from your plate? I have a $100 bet riding on this. Update.

 

[Paper Crane]

I feel like a few people were in for an update of this so..

We meet up and all, I got the chick with me. My dudes all like not expecting it and ****. So I just act like she's someone I knew from college that I ran into. Had some drinks with them and I said I gotta bounce but if they wanted to they can hang out. Breh.. this man looked up at me like I was crazy. I told him sorry dude I gotta run but im sure you dont mind keeping her company. left it up to him. She already started giving him some flirty signs because I told her to but she wasn't going too hard.. Either way I'm sure he'll capitalize on it.

He's not a loser or anything just caught in a dry spell. Cheering for my homeboy. I know a lot of you guys had negative views toward him hating on me or whatever, but one thing I wouldn't do is turn my back on someone who's a little jelly. Doesn't make him a bad friend.