"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How to handle celebrity crushes?

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I just caught up w/ the OC Season 4 and have fallen madly IN LOVE w/ Autumn Reeser, who plays the character of Taylor. She is absolutely gorgeous and a great actress on the show. Anyways, I just can't get her out of my head. All I can think about is her and I keep watching the same episodes of the OC over and over just to see her and Ryan together in it. So as you can see I need help getting over her as she has taken over my life the past 2-3 days, although I don't want to completely forget about her. Any advice? Thanks.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Best cure? Get a real woman :up:
 

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no this is great-- a oneitus with a star- then you can pursue girls in your life and bang them and pretend they are her-- just close your eyes..ha anyways I was kinda joking but now Im not-- this is a oneitus-buster!
 

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Young brother don't hide in her bushes and wait for her to come home then profess your undying love and devotion before shooting her. That would be creepy.

Or, like KillaCam suggested, you can get out of your room and talk to something other than a dvd player or Real Doll.
 

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Tip: Move to Orange County, California. Then pay attention Craigslist for background casting calls for The O.C.. I don't know if that show is still in production, but if it is, as an extra you'll be able to meet your dream girl. You might find out that she nothing like the character she plays on television. Or if you live in Orange County, you can also try to get in touch with the casting crew. Some of them have their contact data listed on IMDb.

For background, your prospective contacts are the Second Second Assistant Director and the Casting Associates.

Also note that Autumn Reeser's boyfriend is Jesse Warren. Read his bio. You don't stand a chance if you don't even compare.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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That guy needs a haircut.


Anyways. I'm generally calm and collected, but this is just down right retarded. It's cool to think a star is hot. But to think about her non stop for days and watch the same sh*t over and over again just to see her? C'mon now. The best cure for that is to go get a F*CKING LIFE!!
 

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Well, staring at this probably isn't helping, huh? :crackup:
Demon said:
Also note that Autumn Reeser's boyfriend is Jesse Warren. Read his bio. You don't stand a chance if you don't even compare.
Now, who says "looks don't matter" for guys? That guy was a pro-runner who also happens to look like a Greek God. Heck, he's even arguably better-looking than Autumn!

You see fellas, this is how it works in the REAL WORLD. The HOT YOUNG WOMEN...go out with HOT GUYS. Sorry Deus...
 

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We all have/had things for certain celebs, they're just normal good looking women. Nothing INCREDIBLY STRANGE OMGZ about liking a celeb.

*hides Adriana Lima shrine*
 

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I don't think adriana Lima's face is all that great.. but her body definately

I'd just put a paper bag over her head
aye que gacho
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Keep in mind, kiddies:
Lots of celebrities are beautiful, but they're paid to look like that and get top professionals to look like that.
 

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...and makeup that needs to be chisled off
 

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Watch Borat, it will teach you how to solve a celebrity crush. If you want something, you take it! lol
 

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it remainds me of a guy who had a crush on Britney Spears.......If he only seen the crotch pictures of few months back....

NO WOMAN IS ABOVE YOU....they all whipe their ass PERSONALY.







On another note.....SHE IS HOT!!!!!:eek:
something about those sweet inocent types......
 
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