Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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How to handle celebrity crushes?

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I just caught up w/ the OC Season 4 and have fallen madly IN LOVE w/ Autumn Reeser, who plays the character of Taylor. She is absolutely gorgeous and a great actress on the show. Anyways, I just can't get her out of my head. All I can think about is her and I keep watching the same episodes of the OC over and over just to see her and Ryan together in it. So as you can see I need help getting over her as she has taken over my life the past 2-3 days, although I don't want to completely forget about her. Any advice? Thanks.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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KillaCam

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Best cure? Get a real woman :up:
 

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no this is great-- a oneitus with a star- then you can pursue girls in your life and bang them and pretend they are her-- just close your eyes..ha anyways I was kinda joking but now Im not-- this is a oneitus-buster!
 

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Young brother don't hide in her bushes and wait for her to come home then profess your undying love and devotion before shooting her. That would be creepy.

Or, like KillaCam suggested, you can get out of your room and talk to something other than a dvd player or Real Doll.
 

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Tip: Move to Orange County, California. Then pay attention Craigslist for background casting calls for The O.C.. I don't know if that show is still in production, but if it is, as an extra you'll be able to meet your dream girl. You might find out that she nothing like the character she plays on television. Or if you live in Orange County, you can also try to get in touch with the casting crew. Some of them have their contact data listed on IMDb.

For background, your prospective contacts are the Second Second Assistant Director and the Casting Associates.

Also note that Autumn Reeser's boyfriend is Jesse Warren. Read his bio. You don't stand a chance if you don't even compare.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Skilla_Staz

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That guy needs a haircut.


Anyways. I'm generally calm and collected, but this is just down right retarded. It's cool to think a star is hot. But to think about her non stop for days and watch the same sh*t over and over again just to see her? C'mon now. The best cure for that is to go get a F*CKING LIFE!!
 

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Well, staring at this probably isn't helping, huh? :crackup:
Demon said:
Also note that Autumn Reeser's boyfriend is Jesse Warren. Read his bio. You don't stand a chance if you don't even compare.
Now, who says "looks don't matter" for guys? That guy was a pro-runner who also happens to look like a Greek God. Heck, he's even arguably better-looking than Autumn!

You see fellas, this is how it works in the REAL WORLD. The HOT YOUNG WOMEN...go out with HOT GUYS. Sorry Deus...
 

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We all have/had things for certain celebs, they're just normal good looking women. Nothing INCREDIBLY STRANGE OMGZ about liking a celeb.

*hides Adriana Lima shrine*
 

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I don't think adriana Lima's face is all that great.. but her body definately

I'd just put a paper bag over her head
aye que gacho
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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MrS

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Keep in mind, kiddies:
Lots of celebrities are beautiful, but they're paid to look like that and get top professionals to look like that.
 

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...and makeup that needs to be chisled off
 

MindOverMatter

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Watch Borat, it will teach you how to solve a celebrity crush. If you want something, you take it! lol
 

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it remainds me of a guy who had a crush on Britney Spears.......If he only seen the crotch pictures of few months back....

NO WOMAN IS ABOVE YOU....they all whipe their ass PERSONALY.







On another note.....SHE IS HOT!!!!!:eek:
something about those sweet inocent types......
 
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