"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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How to handle celebrity crushes?

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I just caught up w/ the OC Season 4 and have fallen madly IN LOVE w/ Autumn Reeser, who plays the character of Taylor. She is absolutely gorgeous and a great actress on the show. Anyways, I just can't get her out of my head. All I can think about is her and I keep watching the same episodes of the OC over and over just to see her and Ryan together in it. So as you can see I need help getting over her as she has taken over my life the past 2-3 days, although I don't want to completely forget about her. Any advice? Thanks.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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KillaCam

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Best cure? Get a real woman :up:
 

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no this is great-- a oneitus with a star- then you can pursue girls in your life and bang them and pretend they are her-- just close your eyes..ha anyways I was kinda joking but now Im not-- this is a oneitus-buster!
 

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Young brother don't hide in her bushes and wait for her to come home then profess your undying love and devotion before shooting her. That would be creepy.

Or, like KillaCam suggested, you can get out of your room and talk to something other than a dvd player or Real Doll.
 

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Tip: Move to Orange County, California. Then pay attention Craigslist for background casting calls for The O.C.. I don't know if that show is still in production, but if it is, as an extra you'll be able to meet your dream girl. You might find out that she nothing like the character she plays on television. Or if you live in Orange County, you can also try to get in touch with the casting crew. Some of them have their contact data listed on IMDb.

For background, your prospective contacts are the Second Second Assistant Director and the Casting Associates.

Also note that Autumn Reeser's boyfriend is Jesse Warren. Read his bio. You don't stand a chance if you don't even compare.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Skilla_Staz

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That guy needs a haircut.


Anyways. I'm generally calm and collected, but this is just down right retarded. It's cool to think a star is hot. But to think about her non stop for days and watch the same sh*t over and over again just to see her? C'mon now. The best cure for that is to go get a F*CKING LIFE!!
 

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Well, staring at this probably isn't helping, huh? :crackup:
Demon said:
Also note that Autumn Reeser's boyfriend is Jesse Warren. Read his bio. You don't stand a chance if you don't even compare.
Now, who says "looks don't matter" for guys? That guy was a pro-runner who also happens to look like a Greek God. Heck, he's even arguably better-looking than Autumn!

You see fellas, this is how it works in the REAL WORLD. The HOT YOUNG WOMEN...go out with HOT GUYS. Sorry Deus...
 

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We all have/had things for certain celebs, they're just normal good looking women. Nothing INCREDIBLY STRANGE OMGZ about liking a celeb.

*hides Adriana Lima shrine*
 

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I don't think adriana Lima's face is all that great.. but her body definately

I'd just put a paper bag over her head
aye que gacho
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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MrS

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Keep in mind, kiddies:
Lots of celebrities are beautiful, but they're paid to look like that and get top professionals to look like that.
 

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...and makeup that needs to be chisled off
 

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Watch Borat, it will teach you how to solve a celebrity crush. If you want something, you take it! lol
 

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it remainds me of a guy who had a crush on Britney Spears.......If he only seen the crotch pictures of few months back....

NO WOMAN IS ABOVE YOU....they all whipe their ass PERSONALY.







On another note.....SHE IS HOT!!!!!:eek:
something about those sweet inocent types......
 
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