"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to get this girl to go out with me?

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She kinda says open this day but like that's it how can I get her agree to see me?

Me: hey what days you free this week
her: not til Saturday my weeks gonna be crazy because of the reds and cubs coming in town this week oh ill be free tonight prolly but we are all going to bpv in about an hour.

me: have fun
her: Im sure I will! Home opener is like a freaking national holiday for me but thank you :) Hope ya have a good day
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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thelonewolflegend said:
She kinda says open this day but like that's it how can I get her agree to see me?

Me: hey what days you free this week
her: not til Saturday my weeks gonna be crazy because of the reds and cubs coming in town this week oh ill be free tonight prolly but we are all going to bpv in about an hour.

me: have fun
her: Im sure I will! Home opener is like a freaking national holiday for me but thank you :) Hope ya have a good day
You can't "get" her to go out with you. You ask her. You get your response. If yes, you go out. If no, you delete her number and move on. End of story.
 

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Why hasn't this retarded :cuss: been banned yet?
 
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ok problem is I tried your advice and I said Thanks I got some time tonight getting off work we should get together for a bit later to get a drink?

She says Well Im on Market
I said How bout we meet up at lucas on 9pm?

she ignored me and sent text today
I just saw this I feel soooo bad My phone had died and I didn't charge it till we got to IL again im soo sorry.
 

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I said SATURDAY, not that same evening when you posted here initially!

Never ask a woman last minute on the same day to meet - she just blew you off (probably was with another guy and ignored you at the end) with a fantastic laughable excuse.

She smelled your neediness and didn't know how to reject you so she ignored you instead. Always plan ahead to meet up with a woman, especially a new one you don't know too well.

Go NC with her now for a week or two, and try again. Make her hamster spin for that duration of time.
 
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thanks for the advice I will ignore her and hit her up in 2 weeks and do something in advance.
 
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