"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm not clicking that link because you've not said what it is an i dont want to end up seeing a picture of your d1ck.
 

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Looks like razor burn/bumps. Use a razor with only 1 blade. It could be a straight razor, double or single edged safety razor, or one of those cheap disposable ones that come in packages of like 50.

Multiple blades can tug and drag too much on skin, thus causing more irritation. I have the same problem if I use razors with 3, 4, or even 5 blades.
 

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TheStig said:
Looks like razor burn/bumps. Use a razor with only 1 blade. It could be a straight razor, double or single edged safety razor, or one of those cheap disposable ones that come in packages of like 50.

Multiple blades can tug and drag too much on skin, thus causing more irritation. I have the same problem if I use razors with 3, 4, or even 5 blades.

Thanks, i never knew this. And will all of this heal itself or what should i do besides switching razors?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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youngmack said:
Thanks, i never knew this. And will all of this heal itself or what should i do besides switching razors?
Yup, all you gotta do is remove the source of irritation and they'll go away, maybe not completely, but they will be significantly reduced. I'd suggest to speed things up, get an aftershave gel for sensitive skin.
 
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Splash your face with cold water after you're done shaving. That will help to close your pores. Apply some witch hazel next. God that stuff smells funny, but it sure is soothing. I would use some aloe if you still have irritation. I keep mine in the fridge.
 

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This is serious. Your p*nis has an adam's apple. Seek medical help immediately.
 

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Try shaving before you shower.
 
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Better yet, buy a cheap fog-free mirror and shave during your shower. I shave my head with a blade and I always had irritation until I started shaving in the shower.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Quit using those cheap dollarcstore razors or whichever ones you use. You probably have sensitive skin. Invest some money into getting yourself an electric razor. Wash the area with warm after you shave. Rinse with cold and pat the area dry with a towel.
 
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