"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How to get rid of this ? (Pic included)
- Thread starter youngmack
- Start date
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
I'm not clicking that link because you've not said what it is an i dont want to end up seeing a picture of your d1ck.
Looks like razor burn/bumps. Use a razor with only 1 blade. It could be a straight razor, double or single edged safety razor, or one of those cheap disposable ones that come in packages of like 50.
Multiple blades can tug and drag too much on skin, thus causing more irritation. I have the same problem if I use razors with 3, 4, or even 5 blades.
Multiple blades can tug and drag too much on skin, thus causing more irritation. I have the same problem if I use razors with 3, 4, or even 5 blades.
youngmack
Master Don Juan
TheStig said:
Thanks, i never knew this. And will all of this heal itself or what should i do besides switching razors?
youngmack
Master Don Juan
Lmao its a pic of my neckPurefilth said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Yup, all you gotta do is remove the source of irritation and they'll go away, maybe not completely, but they will be significantly reduced. I'd suggest to speed things up, get an aftershave gel for sensitive skin.youngmack said:
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user43770
Guest
Splash your face with cold water after you're done shaving. That will help to close your pores. Apply some witch hazel next. God that stuff smells funny, but it sure is soothing. I would use some aloe if you still have irritation. I keep mine in the fridge.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
This is serious. Your p*nis has an adam's apple. Seek medical help immediately.
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user43770
Guest
Better yet, buy a cheap fog-free mirror and shave during your shower. I shave my head with a blade and I always had irritation until I started shaving in the shower.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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user43770
Guest
Quit using those cheap dollarcstore razors or whichever ones you use. You probably have sensitive skin. Invest some money into getting yourself an electric razor. Wash the area with warm after you shave. Rinse with cold and pat the area dry with a towel.