"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to get over your problem of shyness without even saying a word

Sammo

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I kid you not, this technique will develop confidence within you and you dont even have to say a single word to a single girl. I can gaurantee you that if you do this, you will be able to talk to any girls you want and wont feel threatened in the slightest way.

Embarrasingly enough, this technique has been PERSONALLY field tested by myself.

Here goes.

The next 10 hot babes you see i want you to do a very simple thing. Walk up in front of them and delibrately trip over right on to your face.

If you can do this, talking to them will seem like a walk in the park.

As retarded as this sounds, it works wonders.

P.S. For your own sake please try refrain from doing this at school or at a local shopping mall.

Think this is stupid? I've got one thing to say to you, "Don't knock it, untill you try it"
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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i could just imagine myself now- walking towards an HB and wiping out into a trashcan, take down a couple bystanders with me....i saw one AFC today employ a similar technique where he sighted this HB8 ( that apparently was in one of his classes but she didnt know he existed) and did an all out sprint towards her till finally he stopped in front of the now scared girl and proceeded to wheeze loudly into her face while he bent over gasping for breath-
 

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I laughed so hard. Ahhh very nice.
 

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Hmm.

I took it in little steps.

Maybe first asking for directions/a pencil etc. Then built it up.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Rename this post to "How to get on Jackass." :p
 

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This technique might work for a few people but when it really comes down to it, girls aren't that remorseful..especially if they dont even know you.


More than anything, if you're going to go this route, I'd ask for the time, maybe some paper or a pencil(if you're at school) and just start the convo from there.
 

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but wouldn't it be easier just to talk to her?
........

I think you're on to something....
 

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Wow... way to miss the point fellas!

This post isnt a seduction technique, its a confidence builder - AND IT WORKS.

A friend of mine used to be deathly afraid of girls. That just wouldnt do. So whenever we were out, id walk as close to attractive girls as possible and so something RETARTED.

<In store about 10 ft from 3 cute girls>

Tony <projecting gay-voice> - My gawd michael would you just LOOK at this sweater? Thats GORGEOUS... you can just get me that for christmas<put arm around him>

Mike <confused> - Man, what are you doing?

Tony - Oh stop it! You are so cute when you act like this!

Mike - Dude, this isnt cool <head motion to cute girls who are now looking at us>

Tony <turning to girls> - Oh its ok ladies, hes just a little embarrist. My name is anthony, this is my life partner mike!

Theyd b on the floor lauthing at this point. He would be beet red embarrist. Another thing I would do is just yell and make a scene.

Tony <yelling> - Mike Im sick of this ****. I asked you NOT to call Chelsea... I really liked her man!

Mike - What?

Tony <spiking something on the ground> - Dont mess with me man! I know you went out with her last night!

Mike <wispering> - Dude ppl are watching, wtf are you doing?

Tony - SCREW YOU MAN, I DONT HAVE TO TAKE THIS **** ANY MORE!!! <turning to girls who are all watching by now> Hes such a player... every time I find a girl I can just relax and be myself around he just <hand motion for ****ing> and I cant take it anymore!

The girls would burst out laughing, mike would be embarrist. Eventually he got so used to attracting attention he lost his fear of girls.

If you yourself are afraid to approach - walk by some girls you would like to talk to and just trip and land on your ass.

To this day I hold eyecontact and walk into stuff or spill something, sometimes by accedent, sometimes as an ice breaker, sometimes cuz I gotta get warmed up to make some real approaches.
 

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there was a line in fight club that stuck with me...

"after fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. you could deal with anything."

it's the same principle here. if you put yourself through extreme embarrassment, you will not give a shyt about talking to girls if you're shy.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Sammo

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Thanks for the replies.

This isn't about getting the girl your tripping over in front of. That would be retarded. However, it will get you over your shyness.

Yeah, talking might work for ya, but i can gaurantee you that this is ALOT more fun.
 

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Deleted stupid replies and everyone should thank allen for returning this thread.


lol stupid me.
 

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that does work build confidence...but im not going for the whole funny route thing... what also works is to say hi to random people wakling down the street you dont know and make convo with them.
 

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Im doing that tomorrow...me and my friend have been doing a film compilation of mock pick ups(you ask a bunch of random girls out on dates even though you're not going to ) and we do other stuoid sh*t I'm definately gonna have myself filmed tripping in front of Michelle Pope, the finest b*tch in school
 

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I did this on Friday and dislocated my shoulder ala Mel Gibson in "Lethal Weapon".

The chick laughed at me.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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