"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how to get married then have the condom less sex all night long?

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I wanna get married and have the no condom sex all night long. All positions. Dress up as police man, fireman or doctor and bang the crap out of my naughty nurse wife.

I'm working on getting super ripped. currently 212lbs at 5 foot 10.

How do I even find a girl who wants this? I can talk to one at the moment about it but she lives in a different country. Can I talk to a girl from church about my desires before I get married? How would you bring it up? I suppose I do the exact same thing with the girl at church as the other girl I talk to about it.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I wanna get married and have the no condom sex all night long. All positions. Dress up as police man, fireman or doctor and bang the crap out of my naughty nurse wife.

I'm working on getting super ripped. currently 212lbs at 5 foot 10.

How do I even find a girl who wants this? I can talk to one at the moment about it but she lives in a different country. Can I talk to a girl from church about my desires before I get married? How would you bring it up? I suppose I do the exact same thing with the girl at church as the other girl I talk to about it.
Don't rush into things dude. Marriage is not just a piece of paper. In theory, marriage is the unity of bringing two people as one in all legal and financial regards. Sex is just a bonus. One doesn't even think of getting married unless you are open to having kids too.

Skip mail order brides. Just google the docs on Youtube if you'd like to watch.
 

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Don't rush into things dude. Marriage is not just a piece of paper. In theory, marriage is the unity of bringing two people as one in all legal and financial regards. Sex is just a bonus. One doesn't even think of getting married unless you are open to having kids too.

Skip mail order brides. Just google the docs on Youtube if you'd like to watch.
Well if your banging all the time shouldn't the marriage be good? I wanna pick up a christian girl who loves sex.

I could go out and bang a girl from a bar/club or whatever but condom sex doesn't appeal to me one little bit. Once married if a kid gets made from my sperms and her egg then bang her some more everyday.
 

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Well if your banging all the time shouldn't the marriage be good? I wanna pick up a christian girl who loves sex.

I could go out and bang a girl from a bar/club or whatever but condom sex doesn't appeal to me one little bit. Once married if a kid gets made from my sperms and her egg then bang her some more everyday.
Doesn't work like that chico.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Well if your banging all the time shouldn't the marriage be good? I wanna pick up a christian girl who loves sex.

I could go out and bang a girl from a bar/club or whatever but condom sex doesn't appeal to me one little bit. Once married if a kid gets made from my sperms and her egg then bang her some more everyday.
Marriage is more than just intercourse...(smh)...How old are you?
Get a 'Christian girl' because you desire someone that has faith, is hopefully obedient and virtuous that would make a good wife.
Such women would want a conscientious conscious MAN of faith and spirituality that can lead a household, plus protect and raise a family; not some coprocephalic juvenile a-hole!

He who finds a [true and faithful] wife finds a good thing And obtains favor and approval from the LORD. - Proverbs 18 v.22
 

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Marriage is more than just intercourse...(smh)...How old are you?
Get a 'Christian girl' because you desire someone that has faith, is hopefully obedient and virtuous that would make a good wife.
Such women would want a conscientious conscious MAN of faith and spirituality that can lead a household, plus protect and raise a family; not some coprocephalic juvenile a-hole!

He who finds a [true and faithful] wife finds a good thing And obtains favor and approval from the LORD. - Proverbs 18 v.22
A "wife" as per the Bible is a "virtuous woman" and "virtuous woman " by nature will have actions and manners which cause increase and improve abundance in her husband's life. If what you thought was your wife causes pain, despair and losses then it was not a "virtuous woman" and thusly not a WIFE.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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A "wife" as per the Bible is a "virtuous woman" and "virtuous woman " by nature will have actions and manners which cause increase and improve abundance in her husband's life. If what you thought was your wife causes pain, despair and losses then it was not a "virtuous woman" and thusly not a WIFE.
The proverb is easy enough for a child to understand...There are many wives out there. But not all are Godsends.
 

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The proverb is easy enough for a child to understand...There are many wives out there. But not all are Godsends.
If the others cause damage, loss, or at least stall your progress are they really worth it?
 

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If the others cause damage, loss, or at least stall your progress are they really worth it?
What "others"...?
The spouses are either caring, faithful, loving each other and living together "as one" or they are not.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Anything less than a "virtuous wife" is going to do exactly how they do...
He who finds a [true and faithful] wife finds a good thing And obtains favor and approval from the LORD. - Proverbs 18 v.22
As I said before, the proverb is easy enough for a child to understand..."True and Faithful" is virtuous!
 
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