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How To Get Free McDonalds

Rollo Tomassi

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A.) The day I don't have enough cash to buy a combo meal from McDonald's and resort to scamming the minimum wage employees is the day I know it's time to hang up my self-respect.

B.) The day I'd actually EAT anything from McDonald's, feel free to shoot me.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Actually the easiest way to get free McDs is:

1) Order food
2) Pay for it
3) Eat your burger, save the last bite
4) When nobody is looking, pluck a hair from your head and place it in the burger
5) Go complain you want a new one, or else you'll sue etc etc etc
6) Receive new burger for free

Good luck
 

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HandyAndy said:
First of all, Im not advertising McDonalds or anything, I dont eat there anymore, but yesterday my mom showed me the greatest video ever! It had me laughing at how genius this guy was, so anyways:

Heres how you get a free meal at McDonalds

1. Go through the drive through, there MUST be one car infront of you, and one car behind you, or else this wont work!

2. Purposely pass the speaker where you order at, and drive up to the first window, tell the employee "I didnt order anything, I forgot my money, Im just going to exit out :)"

3. So, the car ahead of you gets his/her food and pulls out of the drive through, thats when you pull up to the second window and wait for the food. You see, the guy BEHIND you ordered his food at the first window, and your going to get THEIR food at the second window, and drive off!

The guy in the vid drove off with a bag of McDonalds LMAO

Ill try to find the video, but man what a smart idea :p

If you have the balls to try it out PLEASE post it up!! :cheer:

EDIT: Heres the video!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsMxMaF76MI
Well done Batman!
 

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Andy, I have no idea why everyone is taking it so serious... it was kinda funny as far as I'm concerned..:)
 

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when I worked at mcdonalds as a teen we stole more food than you could ever imagine. we would on purpose cook more meat than we knew we would need at night and well... we can't throw those extra 30 patties away now can we.. EVERY night.

I promise you mcdonalds could give a flying **** about a 3.95 combo meal
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
A.) The day I don't have enough cash to buy a combo meal from McDonald's and resort to scamming the minimum wage employees is the day I know it's time to hang up my self-respect.

B.) The day I'd actually EAT anything from McDonald's, feel free to shoot me.
you gotta admit rollo.. their fries are the bomb.

Im' not a big burger guy, i guess from working there for 2 years as a teen.. but everyonce in a blue moon my GF and i will get a french fry jones and we will go get 2 supersized fries and just pig out. :cool:
 

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The taste of their fries is the best if you actually go into the Mcdonalds and eat em while they're hot.

If you get em as takeout their quality quickly degrades as they get cool into a soggy greasy shadow of what they are when they are hot off the fryer.

Its a damn shame. :(
 

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OK dude, this is way too much brain power expended for McDonalds. Great, they used their brain to get free McDonalds, I think that just cancelled out any supposed intelligence lol.
 

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shaunuk said:
Andy, I have no idea why everyone is taking it so serious... it was kinda funny as far as I'm concerned..:)
No it wasn't, it was absolutely pathetic.
 

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sometimes even when stuff is free it is "expensive".
 

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What's with Europeans always stealing shyt?? Can't they just pay for stuff one time. It's pretty annoying actually especially if you've been to Europe.
 

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Sandow said:
What's with Europeans always stealing shyt?? Can't they just pay for stuff one time. It's pretty annoying actually especially if you've been to Europe.
WOW TALK ABOUT GENERALISATIONS!
 

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Ewwwww! Who eats at McCrapnolds these days anyway?!! Disgusting!!
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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When I get down on cash, I usually hang out by an elementary school and rob little kids for lunch money. Then go to McDonalds. Yup.
 

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Sandow said:
What's with Europeans always stealing shyt?? Can't they just pay for stuff one time. It's pretty annoying actually especially if you've been to Europe.
what the fvuk is a "european" as such? You do realise there are about 50 countries in Europe right...no two countries are the same so you're talking shyt
 

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Sandow said:
What's with Europeans always stealing shyt?? Can't they just pay for stuff one time. It's pretty annoying actually especially if you've been to Europe.
Whats more annoying is people like you coming to Europe.
 

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I doubt the slack-jawed, zit-faced teens at McD's give a damn about some missing food. Once I saw the girl bagging food actually gnawing on a hangnail - nasty!

Oh and if you currently work in fast food, throw a bunch of ice in the deep fryer - and watch the fun!
 
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