"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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How To Get Free McDonalds

Rollo Tomassi

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A.) The day I don't have enough cash to buy a combo meal from McDonald's and resort to scamming the minimum wage employees is the day I know it's time to hang up my self-respect.

B.) The day I'd actually EAT anything from McDonald's, feel free to shoot me.
 

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I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Actually the easiest way to get free McDs is:

1) Order food
2) Pay for it
3) Eat your burger, save the last bite
4) When nobody is looking, pluck a hair from your head and place it in the burger
5) Go complain you want a new one, or else you'll sue etc etc etc
6) Receive new burger for free

Good luck
 

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HandyAndy said:
First of all, Im not advertising McDonalds or anything, I dont eat there anymore, but yesterday my mom showed me the greatest video ever! It had me laughing at how genius this guy was, so anyways:

Heres how you get a free meal at McDonalds

1. Go through the drive through, there MUST be one car infront of you, and one car behind you, or else this wont work!

2. Purposely pass the speaker where you order at, and drive up to the first window, tell the employee "I didnt order anything, I forgot my money, Im just going to exit out :)"

3. So, the car ahead of you gets his/her food and pulls out of the drive through, thats when you pull up to the second window and wait for the food. You see, the guy BEHIND you ordered his food at the first window, and your going to get THEIR food at the second window, and drive off!

The guy in the vid drove off with a bag of McDonalds LMAO

Ill try to find the video, but man what a smart idea :p

If you have the balls to try it out PLEASE post it up!! :cheer:

EDIT: Heres the video!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsMxMaF76MI
Well done Batman!
 

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Andy, I have no idea why everyone is taking it so serious... it was kinda funny as far as I'm concerned..:)
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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when I worked at mcdonalds as a teen we stole more food than you could ever imagine. we would on purpose cook more meat than we knew we would need at night and well... we can't throw those extra 30 patties away now can we.. EVERY night.

I promise you mcdonalds could give a flying **** about a 3.95 combo meal
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
A.) The day I don't have enough cash to buy a combo meal from McDonald's and resort to scamming the minimum wage employees is the day I know it's time to hang up my self-respect.

B.) The day I'd actually EAT anything from McDonald's, feel free to shoot me.
you gotta admit rollo.. their fries are the bomb.

Im' not a big burger guy, i guess from working there for 2 years as a teen.. but everyonce in a blue moon my GF and i will get a french fry jones and we will go get 2 supersized fries and just pig out. :cool:
 

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The taste of their fries is the best if you actually go into the Mcdonalds and eat em while they're hot.

If you get em as takeout their quality quickly degrades as they get cool into a soggy greasy shadow of what they are when they are hot off the fryer.

Its a damn shame. :(
 

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OK dude, this is way too much brain power expended for McDonalds. Great, they used their brain to get free McDonalds, I think that just cancelled out any supposed intelligence lol.
 

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shaunuk said:
Andy, I have no idea why everyone is taking it so serious... it was kinda funny as far as I'm concerned..:)
No it wasn't, it was absolutely pathetic.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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sometimes even when stuff is free it is "expensive".
 

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What's with Europeans always stealing shyt?? Can't they just pay for stuff one time. It's pretty annoying actually especially if you've been to Europe.
 

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Sandow said:
What's with Europeans always stealing shyt?? Can't they just pay for stuff one time. It's pretty annoying actually especially if you've been to Europe.
WOW TALK ABOUT GENERALISATIONS!
 

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Ewwwww! Who eats at McCrapnolds these days anyway?!! Disgusting!!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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When I get down on cash, I usually hang out by an elementary school and rob little kids for lunch money. Then go to McDonalds. Yup.
 

shaunuk

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Sandow said:
What's with Europeans always stealing shyt?? Can't they just pay for stuff one time. It's pretty annoying actually especially if you've been to Europe.
what the fvuk is a "european" as such? You do realise there are about 50 countries in Europe right...no two countries are the same so you're talking shyt
 

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Sandow said:
What's with Europeans always stealing shyt?? Can't they just pay for stuff one time. It's pretty annoying actually especially if you've been to Europe.
Whats more annoying is people like you coming to Europe.
 

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I doubt the slack-jawed, zit-faced teens at McD's give a damn about some missing food. Once I saw the girl bagging food actually gnawing on a hangnail - nasty!

Oh and if you currently work in fast food, throw a bunch of ice in the deep fryer - and watch the fun!
 
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