"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So theres a girl i talk to alot in class (only in class though) and so anyways i added her on fb recently. and she dropped me a line that went something like

"stalker...lol whats up?"

whats something i can say back thats CF?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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don't respond at all, that's disrespectful and anytime some chick says stalker I turn around and walk off and never give them the time of day again. I hate that stalker talk and refuse to make it into a joke, that's strong arm I'm talking about.
 
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Im not sure which way you want to go. I mean do you really want to ignore her?
Why would she call you a stalker if you only speak to her in class?

You can either ignore her or make it into a joke like " o yea im your number 1 stalker did you forget" ...
 
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Either 1: she's trying to subtly tell you to back off, in which case you shouldn't worry about saying anything back and just leave her alone cause it's only going to get worse

or

2. She's flirting with you. Flirt back.

The 'what's up' makes it sound more like #2....you're in luck.
 
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krazyboy99 said:
tell her to stop fantasizing
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I'd go with that one. She said "lol" so it seems pretty obvious she's not being serious.
Brush your shoulder off and flirt back.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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venser said:
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"stalker...lol whats up?"

whats something i can say back thats CF?
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Whats up is my penis - get over here!
 
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