"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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How to deal with teasing...

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i am me

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I know this going to sound stupid but how do I deal with this: I have different "groups" friends. In a few of them, I'm "the alpha male" or whatever. In others, though, the guys like to mess around a lot with other people. It's all in good fun (for them), and they never seriously hurt anyone but...let's say they tease me sometimes. Just about random stuff (what I'm wearing, what I'm doing, etc.). How do I respond to this? It's just kind of hard to be a quick-thinker...I'm working on it, but until then, is there any tips you can give me? Is there a way to improve my comebacks? Because sometimes, when I don't do anything, it makes me look kinda pu$$y-ish in front of girls. I don't want to completely leave these guys because they're nice and cool when they're not messing around...plus they're more pimp than me and I could learn a thing or two. What do I do?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Them: Your shirt looks like crap.
You: Ok.

Them: God you're a fag.
You: Ok

Them: Insert random insult here
You: Ok

Just ignore it and it'll go away.
 

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Originally posted by Vincent
Them: Your shirt looks like crap.
You: Ok.

Them: God you're a fag.
You: Ok

Them: Insert random insult here
You: Ok

Just ignore it and it'll go away.
Quit giving bad advice. He's talking about FRIENDS who do it for fun.

Them: Your shirt looks like crap.
You: Your shirt looks worse.

Them: God you're a fag.
You: You wish, baby.

Them: Insert random insult here
You: Insert comeback here
 

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quote:
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Originally posted by Vincent

Just ignore it and it'll go away.

Originally posted by WishIWas
so why are you still here?
OH SNAP!!

lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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