How to become girls' f uck buddies?

[bigneil]

To become her FB, fail to be her BF, don't be her friend, and hope she is both desperate and unfaithful.

 

[Urbanyst]

Tell every woman you meet you are looking for something casual.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Well I actually asked her this and she said:

1. She already has 2 and doesn't need any more
2. I live too far away (90 minutes)
3. She doesn't know how I am in bed.

#3 doesn't really make sense because how would she ever know without trying first, so it's kind of a "chicken or egg" thing.

But then we started arguing and I told her that she could be overweight for all I know because her pictures are only shoulders up, to which she confirmed that she is, in fact, fat (and proud!).

But it's not so much anything particular about her. It's just using her as an example for how girls work.

 

[TheGambino]

Ok forget her and go to the gym. Lets do iT now. We both get off our ass s in 3.. 2.. 1.. boom Im off

 

[LimaBean]

It's not her. its you. She would sleep with you if she wanted to.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

It's not her. its you. She would sleep with you if she wanted to.

She even told me the specific 3 reasons why.

(The fat girl with 4 cats that she named after video game characters who has no good job and watches TV all day)

 

[MatureDJ]

I think the way to have a f uck buddy is to get with women that are uglier than your regular market value would indicate. And you sound so bad that I think you should be trolling in the target of special-ed, obese women missing a limb or two.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

I think the way to have a f uck buddy is to get with women that are uglier than your regular market value would indicate. And you sound so bad that I think you should be trolling in the target of special-ed, obese women missing a limb or two.

Yea show me your girls.

 

[LimaBean]

Yea show me your girls.

I think it's obvious which guys here are getting laid and which aren't. Instead of asking guys to show pics of their girls for you to jerk your shrimp to, go outside and live a little. Find a hobby. IDC what you do but don't stay at your house for 40 days straight and not take a shower for a week. Jesus son. You think you're not going to be a boring cvnt? i wouldn't want to fvck a girl that did **** like you, even if she was hot. Expand your mind, vocabulary, social skills, and work out every day. Eventually you will get pvssy. But by you telling us even a fat girl won't sleep with you, it's obviously you, not the girls.

 

[LimaBean]

I think the way to have a f uck buddy is to get with women that are uglier than your regular market value would indicate. And you sound so bad that I think you should be trolling in the target of special-ed, obese women missing a limb or two.

LOL

 

[RichardTheFrog]

I think it's obvious which guys here are getting laid and which aren't. Instead of asking guys to show pics of their girls for you to jerk your shrimp to, go outside and live a little. Find a hobby. IDC what you do but don't stay at your house for 40 days straight and not take a shower for a week. Jesus son. You think you're not going to be a boring cvnt? i wouldn't want to fvck a girl that did **** like you, even if she was hot. Expand your mind, vocabulary, social skills, and work out every day. Eventually you will get pvssy. But by you telling us even a fat girl won't sleep with you, it's obviously you, not the girls.

Except that I get attention from hot girls when I do go out and I don't even need to waste my life in a gym.

I think you CAN'T show pictures of your girls, Mr. Muscle Boy.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

LOL

You talk all kinds of sh1t but you can't back it up.

You spend your whole life in the gym to get what?

Oh and what do you do and how much do you make in a year? But I suppose that doesn't matter to you little boys who still live in the gym.

 

[Von]

Except that I get attention from hot girls when I do go out and I don't even need to waste my life in a gym.

I think you CAN'T show pictures of your girls, Mr. Muscle Boy.

Bad attention will not get you laid.

We have been generous with you, hope you'll make something out of it and not be here in 10years posting the same stuff like some users here

Putting you on the ignore list.... good success in life

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Bad attention will not get you laid.

We have been generous with you, hope you'll make something out of it and not be here in 10years posting the same stuff like some users here

Putting you on the ignore list.... good success in life

I believe I've briefly seen some of your posts and there's not much to them.

Who said BAD attention?

 

[LimaBean]

You talk all kinds of sh1t but you can't back it up.

You spend your whole life in the gym to get what?

Oh and what do you do and how much do you make in a year? But I suppose that doesn't matter to you little boys who still live in the gym.

The gym is my hobby, so is photography, rock climbing, working on vehicles, yoga, painting, etc. I know how to converse with people, i stay in shape, and i'm not boring. This is why i get laid. There's not much more to it.

 

[sosousage]

I think it's obvious which guys here are getting laid and which aren't. Instead of asking guys to show pics of their girls for you to jerk your shrimp to, go outside and live a little. Find a hobby. IDC what you do but don't stay at your house for 40 days straight and not take a shower for a week. Jesus son. You think you're not going to be a boring cvnt? i wouldn't want to fvck a girl that did **** like you, even if she was hot. Expand your mind, vocabulary, social skills, and work out every day. Eventually you will get pvssy. But by you telling us even a fat girl won't sleep with you, it's obviously you, not the girls.

Yes I also once was declined by some fat unsure woman that once said yes and then "NO!!" but idc. She weighed 3 times more than me broke my bed and so on.

Anyway I now am texting some other "fat" chick thats not even "beutiful" but much less fat than that whale. Shes really into me because im tall and doing gym and all that **** i rate my market value bigger than her. But problem is she is fat and ugly and im ashamed to bring her home because parents and neighbours will see she says shes doing gym nearly everyday for quite some time but shes still fat . . . im hoping one day she will be slim and id invite her because she wants it and i want it but i dont wanna look like desperate in eyes of anyone who sees her (starting from my parents), i wouldnt look them in the eyes.

POF etc is a disaster. i dnt knw what to do

 

[LimaBean]

Yes I also once was declined by some fat unsure woman that once said yes and then "NO!!" but idc. She weighed 3 times more than me broke my bed and so on.

Anyway I now am texting some other "fat" chick thats not even "beutiful" but much less fat than that whale. Shes really into me because im tall and doing gym and all that **** i rate my market value bigger than her. But problem is she is fat and ugly and im ashamed to bring her home because parents and neighbours will see she says shes doing gym nearly everyday for quite some time but shes still fat . . . im hoping one day she will be slim and id invite her because she wants it and i want it but i dont wanna look like desperate in eyes of anyone who sees her (starting from my parents), i wouldnt look them in the eyes.

POF etc is a disaster. i dnt knw what to do

Keep sleeping with big girls. Who cares. If that's what you like then do your thing. If that's not what you want and you're embarrassed of them then slowly increase your confidence and standards until your sleeping with the beautiful women you want to. That's what I and most men here have done.

 

[marmel75]

With how awkward some of the stuff you post on here is, I can only shudder to think what you must be like on a date with a woman...

I cringe....you are the dude the women there have stories of that they tell me the crazy stuff you did and we have a laugh about it...

 

[beforeimgone]

Instead of asking guys to show pics of their girls for you to jerk your shrimp to, go outside and live a little.

LOL

 

[RichardTheFrog]

With how awkward some of the stuff you post on here is, I can only shudder to think what you must be like on a date with a woman...

I cringe....you are the dude the women there have stories of that they tell me the crazy stuff you did and we have a laugh about it...

Or not.