"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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How to become girls' f uck buddies?

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How do you get girls to want to just f*** you and nothing else? The girl I was just talking to on POF said she had 2 f*** buddies and she didn't necessarily even like their personalities, but they had good d1cks.

I will assume from now on that this is what girls are looking for and most of them probably already have a couple f*** buddies.

How do I get them to look at me that way?

I knew someone from when I was younger who said he had a different girl for every day of the week.

What's the difference between him and me? My d1ck works just fine.

It's what THEY want. It's what I want. So what's the problem? (other than the fact that I rarely leave my house except to get iced coffee from McDonald's).
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Epicurus

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Can a moderator ban this troll already please. How many threads of him talking about the ONE girl he met on POF and her 2 ****buddies, promptly followed by a few mentions of how functional his penis is will it take to finally ban him?
 
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Can a moderator ban this troll already please. How many threads of him talking about the ONE girl he met on POF and her 2 ****buddies, promptly followed by a few mentions of how functional his penis is will it take to finally ban him?[/
No don't ban him. I'm looking forward to 6 months from now when he's still telling us how he's about to be rich.
 

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How do I get them to look at me that way?
Stop being an ignorant fool and actually listen to what the forum tells you.

You joined this forum in May and apparently have made zero progress. When I found this forum I learned almost immediately and within 3 weeks I started getting chicks to fuck. You want to know how? I LISTENED.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Stop being an ignorant fool and actually listen to what the forum tells you.

You joined this forum in May and apparently have made zero progress. When I found this forum I learned almost immediately and within 3 weeks I started getting chicks to fuck. You want to know how? I LISTENED.
There is no advice contained in this thread.
 

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Do you see how you don't say anything helpful?

Did you ever consider that starting a successful business may be more interesting, more challenging, and more FUN than vagina?
I did consider that starting a successful business may be more interesting, more challenging, and more FUN than vagina. Hence I told you to tell her you flip houses. It's worked so far right.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I sit home all day and haven't showered in a week. I went out a few days ago and before that, it had been 44 days since I went out.
Your funny as fvck dude but you got issues. I think you might have some sort of anti social disorder? Either way you are entertaining.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Showering might help you

Definitely would help you interacting with real girls.. and increase your value (your bar story which was recent)

If you can't shower, how you expect to run à business, be rich, get high class girls, or ONS

A shower is your best advice here. Now Gambino give me 10 000 and Richard i'll take your last money... the 2$ for a ice tea at mcdonald
 
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Showering might help you

Definitely would help you interacting with real girls.. and increase your value (your bar story which was recent)

If you can't shower, how you expect to run à business, be rich, get high class girls, or ONS

A shower is your best advice here. Now Gambino give me 10 000 and Richard i'll take your last money... the 2$ for a ice tea at mcdonald
Well obviously I would shower before I went out. But I haven't been going out.
 

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26 been around for Some time. Im not putting out my privacy in baking Some chicken breasts afterwards gym
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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