"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How to become girls' f uck buddies?

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How do you get girls to want to just f*** you and nothing else? The girl I was just talking to on POF said she had 2 f*** buddies and she didn't necessarily even like their personalities, but they had good d1cks.

I will assume from now on that this is what girls are looking for and most of them probably already have a couple f*** buddies.

How do I get them to look at me that way?

I knew someone from when I was younger who said he had a different girl for every day of the week.

What's the difference between him and me? My d1ck works just fine.

It's what THEY want. It's what I want. So what's the problem? (other than the fact that I rarely leave my house except to get iced coffee from McDonald's).
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Epicurus

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Can a moderator ban this troll already please. How many threads of him talking about the ONE girl he met on POF and her 2 ****buddies, promptly followed by a few mentions of how functional his penis is will it take to finally ban him?
 
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Can a moderator ban this troll already please. How many threads of him talking about the ONE girl he met on POF and her 2 ****buddies, promptly followed by a few mentions of how functional his penis is will it take to finally ban him?[/
No don't ban him. I'm looking forward to 6 months from now when he's still telling us how he's about to be rich.
 

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How do I get them to look at me that way?
Stop being an ignorant fool and actually listen to what the forum tells you.

You joined this forum in May and apparently have made zero progress. When I found this forum I learned almost immediately and within 3 weeks I started getting chicks to fuck. You want to know how? I LISTENED.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Stop being an ignorant fool and actually listen to what the forum tells you.

You joined this forum in May and apparently have made zero progress. When I found this forum I learned almost immediately and within 3 weeks I started getting chicks to fuck. You want to know how? I LISTENED.
There is no advice contained in this thread.
 

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Do you see how you don't say anything helpful?

Did you ever consider that starting a successful business may be more interesting, more challenging, and more FUN than vagina?
I did consider that starting a successful business may be more interesting, more challenging, and more FUN than vagina. Hence I told you to tell her you flip houses. It's worked so far right.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I sit home all day and haven't showered in a week. I went out a few days ago and before that, it had been 44 days since I went out.
Your funny as fvck dude but you got issues. I think you might have some sort of anti social disorder? Either way you are entertaining.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Showering might help you

Definitely would help you interacting with real girls.. and increase your value (your bar story which was recent)

If you can't shower, how you expect to run à business, be rich, get high class girls, or ONS

A shower is your best advice here. Now Gambino give me 10 000 and Richard i'll take your last money... the 2$ for a ice tea at mcdonald
 
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Showering might help you

Definitely would help you interacting with real girls.. and increase your value (your bar story which was recent)

If you can't shower, how you expect to run à business, be rich, get high class girls, or ONS

A shower is your best advice here. Now Gambino give me 10 000 and Richard i'll take your last money... the 2$ for a ice tea at mcdonald
Well obviously I would shower before I went out. But I haven't been going out.
 

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26 been around for Some time. Im not putting out my privacy in baking Some chicken breasts afterwards gym
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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