"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How to become girls' f uck buddies?

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How do you get girls to want to just f*** you and nothing else? The girl I was just talking to on POF said she had 2 f*** buddies and she didn't necessarily even like their personalities, but they had good d1cks.

I will assume from now on that this is what girls are looking for and most of them probably already have a couple f*** buddies.

How do I get them to look at me that way?

I knew someone from when I was younger who said he had a different girl for every day of the week.

What's the difference between him and me? My d1ck works just fine.

It's what THEY want. It's what I want. So what's the problem? (other than the fact that I rarely leave my house except to get iced coffee from McDonald's).
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Can a moderator ban this troll already please. How many threads of him talking about the ONE girl he met on POF and her 2 ****buddies, promptly followed by a few mentions of how functional his penis is will it take to finally ban him?
 
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Can a moderator ban this troll already please. How many threads of him talking about the ONE girl he met on POF and her 2 ****buddies, promptly followed by a few mentions of how functional his penis is will it take to finally ban him?[/
No don't ban him. I'm looking forward to 6 months from now when he's still telling us how he's about to be rich.
 

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How do I get them to look at me that way?
Stop being an ignorant fool and actually listen to what the forum tells you.

You joined this forum in May and apparently have made zero progress. When I found this forum I learned almost immediately and within 3 weeks I started getting chicks to fuck. You want to know how? I LISTENED.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Stop being an ignorant fool and actually listen to what the forum tells you.

You joined this forum in May and apparently have made zero progress. When I found this forum I learned almost immediately and within 3 weeks I started getting chicks to fuck. You want to know how? I LISTENED.
There is no advice contained in this thread.
 

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Do you see how you don't say anything helpful?

Did you ever consider that starting a successful business may be more interesting, more challenging, and more FUN than vagina?
I did consider that starting a successful business may be more interesting, more challenging, and more FUN than vagina. Hence I told you to tell her you flip houses. It's worked so far right.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I sit home all day and haven't showered in a week. I went out a few days ago and before that, it had been 44 days since I went out.
Your funny as fvck dude but you got issues. I think you might have some sort of anti social disorder? Either way you are entertaining.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Showering might help you

Definitely would help you interacting with real girls.. and increase your value (your bar story which was recent)

If you can't shower, how you expect to run à business, be rich, get high class girls, or ONS

A shower is your best advice here. Now Gambino give me 10 000 and Richard i'll take your last money... the 2$ for a ice tea at mcdonald
 
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Showering might help you

Definitely would help you interacting with real girls.. and increase your value (your bar story which was recent)

If you can't shower, how you expect to run à business, be rich, get high class girls, or ONS

A shower is your best advice here. Now Gambino give me 10 000 and Richard i'll take your last money... the 2$ for a ice tea at mcdonald
Well obviously I would shower before I went out. But I haven't been going out.
 

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26 been around for Some time. Im not putting out my privacy in baking Some chicken breasts afterwards gym
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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