"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to be a thug.

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holy sh1t i almost died from laughing while reading this.

http://www.bryanhenry.com/thug.html

its interesting though how in the first pic the guy looks like some average suburban joe and in the second like a guy who'd be macking on your sister while drinking all your beer and smoking your weed.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The funny thing is that this is written by a suburban white man. People as white as this shouldnt ever even use the word "thug", let alone explain "how to be one".
 

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I'm a thug.










But no one knows...:D
 

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lmao.....


I hate that "thugish" image.It's so gay to me..it looks like they're competing to see who's the bigger dirt merchant.

That's a bum look to me.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Keasbey Nights

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Originally posted by AverageFC
The funny thing is that this is written by a suburban white man. People as white as this shouldnt ever even use the word "thug", let alone explain "how to be one".
The Mafia and Irish mobs basically created organizied crime and the term "thugs".
 

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It's even better how he drew "THUG" on his arm and it's fading. :p
 

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Originally posted by Keasbey Nights
The Mafia and Irish mobs basically created organizied crime and the term "thugs".
I meant the modern term "thug", like street gangs :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Keasbey Nights
The Mafia and Irish mobs basically created organizied crime and the term "thugs".
It's actually from India.
 

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I believe this is a joke.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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MsThang

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Originally posted by Kidd
I believe this is a joke.
Yes. It's called irony. The fact that it is lost on most of you is also called irony, ironically enough.
 
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