"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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How to be a thug.

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holy sh1t i almost died from laughing while reading this.

http://www.bryanhenry.com/thug.html

its interesting though how in the first pic the guy looks like some average suburban joe and in the second like a guy who'd be macking on your sister while drinking all your beer and smoking your weed.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The funny thing is that this is written by a suburban white man. People as white as this shouldnt ever even use the word "thug", let alone explain "how to be one".
 

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I'm a thug.










But no one knows...:D
 

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lmao.....


I hate that "thugish" image.It's so gay to me..it looks like they're competing to see who's the bigger dirt merchant.

That's a bum look to me.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by AverageFC
The funny thing is that this is written by a suburban white man. People as white as this shouldnt ever even use the word "thug", let alone explain "how to be one".
The Mafia and Irish mobs basically created organizied crime and the term "thugs".
 

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It's even better how he drew "THUG" on his arm and it's fading. :p
 

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Originally posted by Keasbey Nights
The Mafia and Irish mobs basically created organizied crime and the term "thugs".
I meant the modern term "thug", like street gangs :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Keasbey Nights
The Mafia and Irish mobs basically created organizied crime and the term "thugs".
It's actually from India.
 

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I believe this is a joke.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Kidd
I believe this is a joke.
Yes. It's called irony. The fact that it is lost on most of you is also called irony, ironically enough.
 
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