"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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How to be a thug.

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holy sh1t i almost died from laughing while reading this.

http://www.bryanhenry.com/thug.html

its interesting though how in the first pic the guy looks like some average suburban joe and in the second like a guy who'd be macking on your sister while drinking all your beer and smoking your weed.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The funny thing is that this is written by a suburban white man. People as white as this shouldnt ever even use the word "thug", let alone explain "how to be one".
 

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I'm a thug.










But no one knows...:D
 

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lmao.....


I hate that "thugish" image.It's so gay to me..it looks like they're competing to see who's the bigger dirt merchant.

That's a bum look to me.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by AverageFC
The funny thing is that this is written by a suburban white man. People as white as this shouldnt ever even use the word "thug", let alone explain "how to be one".
The Mafia and Irish mobs basically created organizied crime and the term "thugs".
 

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It's even better how he drew "THUG" on his arm and it's fading. :p
 

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Originally posted by Keasbey Nights
The Mafia and Irish mobs basically created organizied crime and the term "thugs".
I meant the modern term "thug", like street gangs :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Keasbey Nights
The Mafia and Irish mobs basically created organizied crime and the term "thugs".
It's actually from India.
 

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I believe this is a joke.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Kidd
I believe this is a joke.
Yes. It's called irony. The fact that it is lost on most of you is also called irony, ironically enough.
 
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