Wow, you all sit there and try to come up with the perfect words to use as a comeback. You don't have to be sharp witted! The easiest way to shut them up and make 'em look stupid is to look at them as if they just came in last place in the retard olympics. No words... just actions. If they keep on instigating, they're doing it to get you to respond. The less you respond, the more likely they'll just end up shutting the fvck up.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
how to amog someone who says you look gay
- Thread starter a difficult guy
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Wow, you all sit there and try to come up with the perfect words to use as a comeback. You don't have to be sharp witted! The easiest way to shut them up and make 'em look stupid is to look at them as if they just came in last place in the retard olympics. No words... just actions. If they keep on instigating, they're doing it to get you to respond. The less you respond, the more likely they'll just end up shutting the fvck up.
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Actually the easiest thing is to give them a right cross to the jaw but if I wanted to be witty instead I'd follow up the insult with...
"No, thats your scene dairy queen."
Said casually lol.
"No, thats your scene dairy queen."
Said casually lol.
American_Psycho
Don Juan
Honestly, most of these lines are absolutely terrible. You don't want to start a fight with the guy (well, maybe you do, but that's for another topic). You want to show that you are 100% confident and will not be thrown off your game by 3rd grade insults.
If you say something incendiary like "It was good enough for your mom", the guy is most likely just gonna stand there and throw more insults back at you, or punch you in the face. This accomplishes nothing. Ideally, you want the guy to realize he is not making an impact on you and leave as quickly as possible.
My first suggestion would be to ignore him completely and keep talking to the girl. People are only ignored when they are weak or their comments are inconsequential. There's a chance he will just walk away right there.
If he doesn't walk away, he'll probably repeat himself or say something else. Calmy pause, glance over at him, and say "That's a good one, bro" and pat him on the shoulder. Then immediately go back to talking to the girl, like he isn't even there.
You don't want to treat an AMOG like an enemy (as most posters here suggest), because that will only make you look immature, insecure, or get you involved in a fight. You want to treat the AMOG like he's your annoying little brother, or that kid from high school who always tried to hang out with the popular kids but was really a loser. Treat him like a nuisance, so trivial that you can't even be bothered by anything he says or does.
If you say something incendiary like "It was good enough for your mom", the guy is most likely just gonna stand there and throw more insults back at you, or punch you in the face. This accomplishes nothing. Ideally, you want the guy to realize he is not making an impact on you and leave as quickly as possible.
My first suggestion would be to ignore him completely and keep talking to the girl. People are only ignored when they are weak or their comments are inconsequential. There's a chance he will just walk away right there.
If he doesn't walk away, he'll probably repeat himself or say something else. Calmy pause, glance over at him, and say "That's a good one, bro" and pat him on the shoulder. Then immediately go back to talking to the girl, like he isn't even there.
You don't want to treat an AMOG like an enemy (as most posters here suggest), because that will only make you look immature, insecure, or get you involved in a fight. You want to treat the AMOG like he's your annoying little brother, or that kid from high school who always tried to hang out with the popular kids but was really a loser. Treat him like a nuisance, so trivial that you can't even be bothered by anything he says or does.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
walk off.