Wow, you all sit there and try to come up with the perfect words to use as a comeback. You don't have to be sharp witted! The easiest way to shut them up and make 'em look stupid is to look at them as if they just came in last place in the retard olympics. No words... just actions. If they keep on instigating, they're doing it to get you to respond. The less you respond, the more likely they'll just end up shutting the fvck up.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
how to amog someone who says you look gay
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- Start date
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Wow, you all sit there and try to come up with the perfect words to use as a comeback. You don't have to be sharp witted! The easiest way to shut them up and make 'em look stupid is to look at them as if they just came in last place in the retard olympics. No words... just actions. If they keep on instigating, they're doing it to get you to respond. The less you respond, the more likely they'll just end up shutting the fvck up.
KontrollerX
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Actually the easiest thing is to give them a right cross to the jaw but if I wanted to be witty instead I'd follow up the insult with...
"No, thats your scene dairy queen."
Said casually lol.
"No, thats your scene dairy queen."
Said casually lol.
American_Psycho
Don Juan
Honestly, most of these lines are absolutely terrible. You don't want to start a fight with the guy (well, maybe you do, but that's for another topic). You want to show that you are 100% confident and will not be thrown off your game by 3rd grade insults.
If you say something incendiary like "It was good enough for your mom", the guy is most likely just gonna stand there and throw more insults back at you, or punch you in the face. This accomplishes nothing. Ideally, you want the guy to realize he is not making an impact on you and leave as quickly as possible.
My first suggestion would be to ignore him completely and keep talking to the girl. People are only ignored when they are weak or their comments are inconsequential. There's a chance he will just walk away right there.
If he doesn't walk away, he'll probably repeat himself or say something else. Calmy pause, glance over at him, and say "That's a good one, bro" and pat him on the shoulder. Then immediately go back to talking to the girl, like he isn't even there.
You don't want to treat an AMOG like an enemy (as most posters here suggest), because that will only make you look immature, insecure, or get you involved in a fight. You want to treat the AMOG like he's your annoying little brother, or that kid from high school who always tried to hang out with the popular kids but was really a loser. Treat him like a nuisance, so trivial that you can't even be bothered by anything he says or does.
If you say something incendiary like "It was good enough for your mom", the guy is most likely just gonna stand there and throw more insults back at you, or punch you in the face. This accomplishes nothing. Ideally, you want the guy to realize he is not making an impact on you and leave as quickly as possible.
My first suggestion would be to ignore him completely and keep talking to the girl. People are only ignored when they are weak or their comments are inconsequential. There's a chance he will just walk away right there.
If he doesn't walk away, he'll probably repeat himself or say something else. Calmy pause, glance over at him, and say "That's a good one, bro" and pat him on the shoulder. Then immediately go back to talking to the girl, like he isn't even there.
You don't want to treat an AMOG like an enemy (as most posters here suggest), because that will only make you look immature, insecure, or get you involved in a fight. You want to treat the AMOG like he's your annoying little brother, or that kid from high school who always tried to hang out with the popular kids but was really a loser. Treat him like a nuisance, so trivial that you can't even be bothered by anything he says or does.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
walk off.