"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to act at parties?

Doe Boii

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I go to parties alot mostly ones with hip hop/rap music playin, and all da freak girls there dancin. Now even though i know most of the people at the parties, I always feel kinda "weird" at parties. Like i'm not good enough to be there or somethin but it's a weird feelin and i dont even try to talk to girls cuz i think in terms of rejection/embarrasment. I just dont know how to act at parties could sumone gimme some advice?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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michaelhctam

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Doe Boii said:
I go to parties alot mostly ones with hip hop/rap music playin, and all da freak girls there dancin. Now even though i know most of the people at the parties, I always feel kinda "weird" at parties. Like i'm not good enough to be there or somethin but it's a weird feelin and i dont even try to talk to girls cuz i think in terms of rejection/embarrasment. I just dont know how to act at parties could sumone gimme some advice?
This is a great way to meet people! This is a good oppurtunity! Just grab a drink and relax.....then when no one is looking run towards the nearest fire alarm and turn it on so all the water is pouring out of the sprinklers and when every one is panicking and clawing for the fire exit, just sit there and cry. Its really attractive. :crackup:

Sorry my sense of humor is really dry and weird I apologize, hahahaha.

Have some more self-confidence in yourself man! You are totally good enough to talk to anybody in the party! Dont have this mentality......whenever people are at parties what is the first thing that is on everybodies mind? Besides sex is to sociolize! By sociolizing you are fufilling the purpose of what a party does.

I havent been to many hip/hop parties....so I cant really tell, but I'm just chipping in my thoughts.

Funny joke eh? (not really)..............(-_-)"
 

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This is a great way to meet people! This is a good oppurtunity! Just grab a drink and relax.....then when no one is looking run towards the nearest fire alarm and turn it on so all the water is pouring out of the sprinklers and when every one is panicking and clawing for the fire exit, just sit there and cry. Its really attractive.
Whatttt? Now I know the next time a fire alarm is pulled, I just have to look for the emo kid that is crying because his makeup is running. (not meant for you, just improving your joke)

:D
 

The Shocker

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learn to break dance...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I always assert myself at the beginning of the night by saying high to everyone and getting into some conversations with some sets. By the end of the night, everyone will be loving you in there drunken haze.
 

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drink, not till u're drunk but till you're "happy" you'll know what to do and feel no embarassment if someone rejects you :)
 

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How to act at parties -

Lets think about what partying means. Partying means to have fun,act crazy,go insane,hit on chicks,have the time of your life. So when your at a party be the guy who is outgoing and introduces himself to everyone. Be the life of the party.
 
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