"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How sh*tfaced do you have to be to fvck a dude?

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when i get **** faced I can't get it close. i had a woman jack me off for like 20 mintues while I was plastered one day.. ain't happin.

your friend like booty juice.
 

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I think the question is how gay are you to fvck another guy when you are drunk. I would rather have a woman put something in my @ss then ever do anything with another man. them are homosexual tendencies when you do things with a man. alle glory, are you sure you didnt do it or are thinking about it just to see what we would think?
 
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i'll add.. he told you that to see how you would react.. he wants YOUR booty juice.
 
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thedude4242 said:
alle glory, are you sure you didnt do it or are thinking about it just to see what we would think?
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When was the last time I cared what people on this board thought of me?

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....and so it ends.

I got complaints about this thread so we will have to shut it down.

As far as the topic goes I think all we all know that alcohol impairs our judgment but not to the point of insanity. We still have a choice when we make decisions.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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