"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How sh*tfaced do you have to be to fvck a dude?

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when i get **** faced I can't get it close. i had a woman jack me off for like 20 mintues while I was plastered one day.. ain't happin.

your friend like booty juice.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I think the question is how gay are you to fvck another guy when you are drunk. I would rather have a woman put something in my @ss then ever do anything with another man. them are homosexual tendencies when you do things with a man. alle glory, are you sure you didnt do it or are thinking about it just to see what we would think?
 
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i'll add.. he told you that to see how you would react.. he wants YOUR booty juice.
 
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thedude4242 said:
alle glory, are you sure you didnt do it or are thinking about it just to see what we would think?
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When was the last time I cared what people on this board thought of me?

If you're looking around for a boyfriend; go hound DonGordon.
 
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....and so it ends.

I got complaints about this thread so we will have to shut it down.

As far as the topic goes I think all we all know that alcohol impairs our judgment but not to the point of insanity. We still have a choice when we make decisions.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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