"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How many you guys go to tanning beds?

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Ricky

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I know the risks, but thinking about going a bit just to get some color to my current Casper like complexion!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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blong1068

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I haven't gone in a couple months, but i have a lot previously. I will start going again in a couple weeks. I just feel so much better about myself with a nice tan.
 
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Ronny_Neumonic

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I tan pretty easily, so I did about 6-8 "base" runs in about 2-3 weeks. Now I just go maybe 2-3 times every few months to keep myself kinda tanned. I dont wanna look like a sun-tan superman or anything like that!
 
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Barbillus

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I go about once a week when it is cold out. Once it gets warm again I will up it to 3 times a week until I get a good tan, then abck to twice.

I ahve very Irish complextion so when I go I get a nice little tan.

However, I havent gone in about 3 weeks and am giving my skin a rest for a while.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Fred Da Head

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I bought myself a 100-minute card at the gym before the holidays.. Very cheap! ..But I only used it once 'cause I haven't been in the gym in a few weeks...


I still got a bit of the tan I had last summer, too. lol
 
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DJinArizona

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I just started going to tanning beds, I usually have a dark tan in summer and it's always way easier to meet chicks and get laid when I'm tan. It makes your eyes stand out more and your teeth look whiter and is overall more attractive. Be careful with the beds though, it's easy to overdo it, when starting out go when you know you don't have dates or are going out for at least a couple of days just in case you burn.
 
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Can someone say, GEORGE HAMILTON???? LOL

Yet another reason I'm glad I'm not white, no offense. :D

I'm just kidding.

Hey, at least it saves me money. I'll go get my self a nice sweater or something for the price of a membership at a tanning place.

HAPPY TANNING!
 
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