thefonz
Master Don Juan
OMG, hilarious scence, "Did i say 3 fingers? Make it 4......"
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
How many of you would let your woman.......
- Thread starter chalk
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
When it comes to a girl with a strap on and stick a dildo in my ass, Im ****ing damn well sure im going to be narrowminded about it.
Undesputable, i meant some of the narrowminded views like 'having something up your ass won't make you happy unless you gay' and 'if you want anything near your ass you must be a faggot'.
I'm neither of those things and the thought of going anywhere near another mans **** makes me twitch but i'm definatley not GAY for being open to a bit of experimentation.
I'd go so far to say that if your so scared of it you might have some insecurities, maybe your worried you ARE gay and if something goes near your as s you'll flip and all of a sudden start chasing blokes around and trying to suck co+k
I'm neither of those things and the thought of going anywhere near another mans **** makes me twitch but i'm definatley not GAY for being open to a bit of experimentation.
I'd go so far to say that if your so scared of it you might have some insecurities, maybe your worried you ARE gay and if something goes near your as s you'll flip and all of a sudden start chasing blokes around and trying to suck co+k
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
KillingTime
Senior Don Juan
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LOL you guys are too insecure, I don't think it sounds bad at all..... I probably wouldn't let her do it b/c of the whole power issue. But gay?? Oh cmon, grow up.
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
Maybe you are gay, that is what I think after reading your postsOriginally posted by chalk
Undesputable, i meant some of the narrowminded views like 'having something up your ass won't make you happy unless you gay' and 'if you want anything near your ass you must be a faggot'.
I'm neither of those things and the thought of going anywhere near another mans **** makes me twitch but i'm definatley not GAY for being open to a bit of experimentation.
I'd go so far to say that if your so scared of it you might have some insecurities, maybe your worried you ARE gay and if something goes near your as s you'll flip and all of a sudden start chasing blokes around and trying to suck co+k
So if a man doesn't want to take it like a b|tch than he is narrowminded? sorry but there ain't nothing narrowminded about keeping your dignity.
The other side (as in the feminazis, homosexuals) love to use the word 'close minded' as a weapon against heterosexual men. Anything you don't agree with them you are close minded.
just tell them this, "Yes I am close minded, I keep my mind close so crap doesn't get in."
Joe, maybe if you learned how to read and comprehend sentences you wouldn't have posted what you did.
I never said "If you don't take it like a ***** your narrowminded" That came from somewhere inside your black and white mind, it's shocking how some people can draw such simple conclusions.
Your name obviously implies that your hate or fear gay people and your simple logic has probably linked any kind of ass play with being 'gay' - Thats up to you, but that simple juxstaposition IS false and very narrowminded.
I've got a huge amount of self respect and the last time i checked my dignity it was in a good state of affairs, i've just got too much open-minded curiosity to discount any possibly good experience simply because some false social sterotype deems it 'gay' or 'wrong'.
Getting ass ****ed with a strap-on is probably beyond my comfort level, and i might not like ANY ass play, but i'm sure as hell willing to try a bit and find out.
Like i said if you can't break down a few barriers in the bedroom then your missing out. Leave your fear and preconceptions at the door thanks.
I never said "If you don't take it like a ***** your narrowminded" That came from somewhere inside your black and white mind, it's shocking how some people can draw such simple conclusions.
Your name obviously implies that your hate or fear gay people and your simple logic has probably linked any kind of ass play with being 'gay' - Thats up to you, but that simple juxstaposition IS false and very narrowminded.
I've got a huge amount of self respect and the last time i checked my dignity it was in a good state of affairs, i've just got too much open-minded curiosity to discount any possibly good experience simply because some false social sterotype deems it 'gay' or 'wrong'.
Getting ass ****ed with a strap-on is probably beyond my comfort level, and i might not like ANY ass play, but i'm sure as hell willing to try a bit and find out.
Like i said if you can't break down a few barriers in the bedroom then your missing out. Leave your fear and preconceptions at the door thanks.
I whioleheartedley agree with this view point,i mean if you do something like that, who know what youll get in return.
Newtons Third Law:
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."
maybe that means you may end up with piles or amedical condition, however very unlikley. Maybe youll ****ing enjoy it, or just maybe she might return the favour for one of you weird fantasies.
therfore i would completely agree.futhermore you guys
100% agreed, but i personally cant see the problem of letting a chick take control during sex, i mean to some extent she has no control over the rest of the relationship, i think this should be moved to the main discussion forum, and discussed in more depth.
Nex
Senior Don Juan
OK I AM ****ING INSECURE ABOUT TAKING SOMETHING UP THE ASS!!!11
LOL, this is the funniest thing I've read all week, THUMBS UP.
Now close this please!
Look what you people are saying. You're taking things up the ass.
Do what you want but don't tell us!
Also, if you enjoy something up the ass you do have homessexual tendencies. Your purpose as a male is to procreate, what you're doing is switching roles. You're taking it up the ass because you don't have a vagina, and at that time I can cleary say you got PWNED.
LOL, this is the funniest thing I've read all week, THUMBS UP.
Now close this please!
Look what you people are saying. You're taking things up the ass.
Do what you want but don't tell us!
Also, if you enjoy something up the ass you do have homessexual tendencies. Your purpose as a male is to procreate, what you're doing is switching roles. You're taking it up the ass because you don't have a vagina, and at that time I can cleary say you got PWNED.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Enters Pook: "Let me check what is going on with this forum before I post up my last articles people have requested of me to write"
"Wait a second WTF IS THIS??!!!! Guys talking with other guys if its ok for a women to do them up the a$$??!! and some of the members agree that is how a man should act in the bedroom"?? Forget posting my new articles here, this place became feminisim heaven! I am outta here for good"
DOOR SLAMS SHUT.
"Wait a second WTF IS THIS??!!!! Guys talking with other guys if its ok for a women to do them up the a$$??!! and some of the members agree that is how a man should act in the bedroom"?? Forget posting my new articles here, this place became feminisim heaven! I am outta here for good"
DOOR SLAMS SHUT.
exwhyzee
Don Juan
Oh man!!!
I couldnt even imagine a chick trying to be all macho boning a guy!
It just doesnt compute, why the hell would you want her to do that, and why the hell is your sex life so boring that she wants to stick it up your butt?
If yall are inerested in making your sex life better work on that 'multiple orgasm' thing...That would be a better use of your time.
I couldnt even imagine a chick trying to be all macho boning a guy!
It just doesnt compute, why the hell would you want her to do that, and why the hell is your sex life so boring that she wants to stick it up your butt?
If yall are inerested in making your sex life better work on that 'multiple orgasm' thing...That would be a better use of your time.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
what the fvck.
Culture sure is changing.
I like the dominate position. I don't like the girl being on top, I don't like a girl who trys to take charge.
It is unfeminine and unnatural for a girl to want to be dominate.
You are not necessarily gay if you like being dominated, but you sure aren't a Man.
go get some testosterone....or go get a sex change.
Culture sure is changing.
I like the dominate position. I don't like the girl being on top, I don't like a girl who trys to take charge.
It is unfeminine and unnatural for a girl to want to be dominate.
You are not necessarily gay if you like being dominated, but you sure aren't a Man.
go get some testosterone....or go get a sex change.
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
Finlay and CHalk are the two posters telling people they are narrowminded and insecure for not wanting to take it like a b|tch.
Maybe you guys are at the wrong site, there are plenty of gay sites on the web.
Maybe you guys are at the wrong site, there are plenty of gay sites on the web.
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
What it Levex, soon they're gonna come here and call you 'close minded and insecure' for saying that..
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.