thefonz
Master Don Juan
OMG, hilarious scence, "Did i say 3 fingers? Make it 4......"
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
How many of you would let your woman.......
- Thread starter chalk
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
When it comes to a girl with a strap on and stick a dildo in my ass, Im ****ing damn well sure im going to be narrowminded about it.
Undesputable, i meant some of the narrowminded views like 'having something up your ass won't make you happy unless you gay' and 'if you want anything near your ass you must be a faggot'.
I'm neither of those things and the thought of going anywhere near another mans **** makes me twitch but i'm definatley not GAY for being open to a bit of experimentation.
I'd go so far to say that if your so scared of it you might have some insecurities, maybe your worried you ARE gay and if something goes near your as s you'll flip and all of a sudden start chasing blokes around and trying to suck co+k
I'm neither of those things and the thought of going anywhere near another mans **** makes me twitch but i'm definatley not GAY for being open to a bit of experimentation.
I'd go so far to say that if your so scared of it you might have some insecurities, maybe your worried you ARE gay and if something goes near your as s you'll flip and all of a sudden start chasing blokes around and trying to suck co+k
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
KillingTime
Senior Don Juan
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LOL you guys are too insecure, I don't think it sounds bad at all..... I probably wouldn't let her do it b/c of the whole power issue. But gay?? Oh cmon, grow up.
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
Maybe you are gay, that is what I think after reading your postsOriginally posted by chalk
Undesputable, i meant some of the narrowminded views like 'having something up your ass won't make you happy unless you gay' and 'if you want anything near your ass you must be a faggot'.
I'm neither of those things and the thought of going anywhere near another mans **** makes me twitch but i'm definatley not GAY for being open to a bit of experimentation.
I'd go so far to say that if your so scared of it you might have some insecurities, maybe your worried you ARE gay and if something goes near your as s you'll flip and all of a sudden start chasing blokes around and trying to suck co+k
So if a man doesn't want to take it like a b|tch than he is narrowminded? sorry but there ain't nothing narrowminded about keeping your dignity.
The other side (as in the feminazis, homosexuals) love to use the word 'close minded' as a weapon against heterosexual men. Anything you don't agree with them you are close minded.
just tell them this, "Yes I am close minded, I keep my mind close so crap doesn't get in."
Joe, maybe if you learned how to read and comprehend sentences you wouldn't have posted what you did.
I never said "If you don't take it like a ***** your narrowminded" That came from somewhere inside your black and white mind, it's shocking how some people can draw such simple conclusions.
Your name obviously implies that your hate or fear gay people and your simple logic has probably linked any kind of ass play with being 'gay' - Thats up to you, but that simple juxstaposition IS false and very narrowminded.
I've got a huge amount of self respect and the last time i checked my dignity it was in a good state of affairs, i've just got too much open-minded curiosity to discount any possibly good experience simply because some false social sterotype deems it 'gay' or 'wrong'.
Getting ass ****ed with a strap-on is probably beyond my comfort level, and i might not like ANY ass play, but i'm sure as hell willing to try a bit and find out.
Like i said if you can't break down a few barriers in the bedroom then your missing out. Leave your fear and preconceptions at the door thanks.
I never said "If you don't take it like a ***** your narrowminded" That came from somewhere inside your black and white mind, it's shocking how some people can draw such simple conclusions.
Your name obviously implies that your hate or fear gay people and your simple logic has probably linked any kind of ass play with being 'gay' - Thats up to you, but that simple juxstaposition IS false and very narrowminded.
I've got a huge amount of self respect and the last time i checked my dignity it was in a good state of affairs, i've just got too much open-minded curiosity to discount any possibly good experience simply because some false social sterotype deems it 'gay' or 'wrong'.
Getting ass ****ed with a strap-on is probably beyond my comfort level, and i might not like ANY ass play, but i'm sure as hell willing to try a bit and find out.
Like i said if you can't break down a few barriers in the bedroom then your missing out. Leave your fear and preconceptions at the door thanks.
I whioleheartedley agree with this view point,i mean if you do something like that, who know what youll get in return.
Newtons Third Law:
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."
maybe that means you may end up with piles or amedical condition, however very unlikley. Maybe youll ****ing enjoy it, or just maybe she might return the favour for one of you weird fantasies.
therfore i would completely agree.futhermore you guys
100% agreed, but i personally cant see the problem of letting a chick take control during sex, i mean to some extent she has no control over the rest of the relationship, i think this should be moved to the main discussion forum, and discussed in more depth.
Nex
Senior Don Juan
OK I AM ****ING INSECURE ABOUT TAKING SOMETHING UP THE ASS!!!11
LOL, this is the funniest thing I've read all week, THUMBS UP.
Now close this please!
Look what you people are saying. You're taking things up the ass.
Do what you want but don't tell us!
Also, if you enjoy something up the ass you do have homessexual tendencies. Your purpose as a male is to procreate, what you're doing is switching roles. You're taking it up the ass because you don't have a vagina, and at that time I can cleary say you got PWNED.
LOL, this is the funniest thing I've read all week, THUMBS UP.
Now close this please!
Look what you people are saying. You're taking things up the ass.
Do what you want but don't tell us!
Also, if you enjoy something up the ass you do have homessexual tendencies. Your purpose as a male is to procreate, what you're doing is switching roles. You're taking it up the ass because you don't have a vagina, and at that time I can cleary say you got PWNED.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Enters Pook: "Let me check what is going on with this forum before I post up my last articles people have requested of me to write"
"Wait a second WTF IS THIS??!!!! Guys talking with other guys if its ok for a women to do them up the a$$??!! and some of the members agree that is how a man should act in the bedroom"?? Forget posting my new articles here, this place became feminisim heaven! I am outta here for good"
DOOR SLAMS SHUT.
"Wait a second WTF IS THIS??!!!! Guys talking with other guys if its ok for a women to do them up the a$$??!! and some of the members agree that is how a man should act in the bedroom"?? Forget posting my new articles here, this place became feminisim heaven! I am outta here for good"
DOOR SLAMS SHUT.
exwhyzee
Don Juan
Oh man!!!
I couldnt even imagine a chick trying to be all macho boning a guy!
It just doesnt compute, why the hell would you want her to do that, and why the hell is your sex life so boring that she wants to stick it up your butt?
If yall are inerested in making your sex life better work on that 'multiple orgasm' thing...That would be a better use of your time.
I couldnt even imagine a chick trying to be all macho boning a guy!
It just doesnt compute, why the hell would you want her to do that, and why the hell is your sex life so boring that she wants to stick it up your butt?
If yall are inerested in making your sex life better work on that 'multiple orgasm' thing...That would be a better use of your time.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
what the fvck.
Culture sure is changing.
I like the dominate position. I don't like the girl being on top, I don't like a girl who trys to take charge.
It is unfeminine and unnatural for a girl to want to be dominate.
You are not necessarily gay if you like being dominated, but you sure aren't a Man.
go get some testosterone....or go get a sex change.
Culture sure is changing.
I like the dominate position. I don't like the girl being on top, I don't like a girl who trys to take charge.
It is unfeminine and unnatural for a girl to want to be dominate.
You are not necessarily gay if you like being dominated, but you sure aren't a Man.
go get some testosterone....or go get a sex change.
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
Finlay and CHalk are the two posters telling people they are narrowminded and insecure for not wanting to take it like a b|tch.
Maybe you guys are at the wrong site, there are plenty of gay sites on the web.
Maybe you guys are at the wrong site, there are plenty of gay sites on the web.
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
What it Levex, soon they're gonna come here and call you 'close minded and insecure' for saying that..
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.