"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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how many of you fvcked a girl on her period?

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i just did a few hours ago for the first time and I left my white tshirt on while i was ****ing her doggy, it looked like i fvcking murdered someone.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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:crackup: :crackup:

And:crackup: you kept your shirt on? Why?:crackup:

But seriously, I did once, and to do it again, me and Cuervo would have to talk for a while. It smelled like rotted fish and garbage made babies when I went to shower.
 
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eminence said:
i just did a few hours ago for the first time and I left my white tshirt on while i was ****ing her doggy, it looked like i fvcking murdered someone.
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What the hell do you think would happen. Did you eat her out?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I don't normally do it, but have done it in the past...as one of my buddies says...a real man isn't afraid to get a bitta blood on his cack!
 
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Yeah, I do it. Me and my girl can only last the first couple days when she is on the rag without sex. Shower is a good way to do it but, i'm around 6'2 and she is like 5'4 so, its kind of hard. I don't mind some blood on my d!ck maybe, i'm just nasty like that. :crazy: Just wash your junk off...
 
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Holy crap are you guys that depraved of sex to do ya women while shes on rags ? Man yuck !

On the other hand most girls (well most girls with any sort of class) wont let you anywhere near her during those 3-5 days. Show a little self control you cant be that desperate for some action could you ?

BUT if you must do it then do it in the shower keeps everything nice and clean.
 
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typical said:
Holy crap are you guys that depraved of sex to do ya women while shes on rags ? Man yuck !

On the other hand most girls (well most girls with any sort of class) wont let you anywhere near her during those 3-5 days. Show a little self control you cant be that desperate for some action could you ?

BUT if you must do it then do it in the shower keeps everything nice and clean.
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Sure, I can see your point of view. But, if the sex is good and she wants to fvck; i'll do it. Its all personal preference.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Haha... I did it today and Sunday. We don't usually where condoms, but since her flow was pretty heavy this week we did. There was hardly any blood down there, except some on my pubes. But what can I say... sex is sex. We both got off, but it was just much wetter than usual and that slurping noise was pretty loud. My roommate heard us from the other room haha.
 
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Fuglydude said:
I don't normally do it, but have done it in the past...as one of my buddies says...a real man isn't afraid to get a bitta blood on his cack!
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A real man doesn't have to worry about getting tested for HIV.Any type of blood play is a loaded gun these days. How do you know the last guy who buried a pool in her didn't drop any infection in there, festering for some damned fool to come along and fvck her on her period? Your friend is an idiot if he or you believe this. If you don't have the goddamned patience to forego the pvssy for 4-5 days a month you're weak and childish.

Inexcusable.
 
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ok how many people still have bloodspots on their bed...?

*raises hand*
 
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Got the wifey on Lorestrin 24 Fe. It wiped her period out completely so no mess.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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xdreamz said:
ok how many people still have bloodspots on their bed...?

*raises hand*
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Yeah years ago on my old bed..
Oh and for the record "just put a towel down" is like trying to stop an snow avalanche with a rubber fence.
 
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Moved to AE...

And why the hell don't you guys put some washing supplies near the bed if you're gonna bang her on her period? That's what I usually do. Prevents your d1ck from looking like it came home from the slaughterhouse.
 
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typical said:
Holy crap are you guys that depraved of sex to do ya women while shes on rags ? Man yuck !
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As far as this topic goes though, I'm with typical. Tried it, and its just downright nasty. Its either fresh blood red and it looks like you tried to murder her, or its been a few days and its that dried brown color that stinks and sticks to your wang.

Freakin' wait it out you nasty boys!
 
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xdreamz said:
ok how many people still have bloodspots on their bed...?

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haha i chuckled when i read this.

i went to make my bed this morning and pulled a white sheet out that still had a red stain on it.. stuffed it back in the drawer.
 
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never have never will.

i know a lot of guys say 'ahh, its just a little blood'

but to me thats like banging your chic in the *ss and saying 'there was only a little bit of diarhea smeared between her buttcheeks so i dove in."
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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