"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
how many of you fvcked a girl on her period?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Lord Shinra
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And:crackup: you kept your shirt on? Why?:crackup:
But seriously, I did once, and to do it again, me and Cuervo would have to talk for a while. It smelled like rotted fish and garbage made babies when I went to shower.
ready123
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Bible_Belt
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eminence said:
What the hell do you think would happen. Did you eat her out?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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I.A.F.Y.B.
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typical
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On the other hand most girls (well most girls with any sort of class) wont let you anywhere near her during those 3-5 days. Show a little self control you cant be that desperate for some action could you ?
BUT if you must do it then do it in the shower keeps everything nice and clean.
I.A.F.Y.B.
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Sure, I can see your point of view. But, if the sex is good and she wants to fvck; i'll do it. Its all personal preference.typical said:
typical
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
foomee
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A real man doesn't have to worry about getting tested for HIV.Any type of blood play is a loaded gun these days. How do you know the last guy who buried a pool in her didn't drop any infection in there, festering for some damned fool to come along and fvck her on her period? Your friend is an idiot if he or you believe this. If you don't have the goddamned patience to forego the pvssy for 4-5 days a month you're weak and childish.Fuglydude said:
Inexcusable.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
JohnnyIrish
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Yeah years ago on my old bed..xdreamz said:
Oh and for the record "just put a towel down" is like trying to stop an snow avalanche with a rubber fence.
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And why the hell don't you guys put some washing supplies near the bed if you're gonna bang her on her period? That's what I usually do. Prevents your d1ck from looking like it came home from the slaughterhouse.
As far as this topic goes though, I'm with typical. Tried it, and its just downright nasty. Its either fresh blood red and it looks like you tried to murder her, or its been a few days and its that dried brown color that stinks and sticks to your wang.typical said:
Freakin' wait it out you nasty boys!
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haha i chuckled when i read this.xdreamz said:
i went to make my bed this morning and pulled a white sheet out that still had a red stain on it.. stuffed it back in the drawer.
i know a lot of guys say 'ahh, its just a little blood'
but to me thats like banging your chic in the *ss and saying 'there was only a little bit of diarhea smeared between her buttcheeks so i dove in."
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.