"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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--How many chicks have you banged in 2008?--

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I did 7.... SO FAR HAHA! And there's two more months to go! YEAH! I'm going sarging at clubs and everywhere else!

My main problem is approach anxiety. If I know a few days in advance that there will be sarging AA seems to be low, if suddenly there is sarging i still get anxious and procrastinate on approaching. I'm working on this.

Wish me luck I want at least three more in 2008!

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Only those that you banged for the first time counts, aight?
 
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12 but i'm working on 13 and 14 right now. Give me a month.

Best one week:
5 girls (age range 20-50 something - yeaaaah i know). including one tag team.
 
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12 is nice. 50 years however...
 
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4 chicks in Sept/Oct 08
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Maan...I miss those days! Now a days Im too busy coaching, but this guy I recently coached, I think, had a three-some this past Friday, and met a girl at the club the following Saturday who he ****ed-close tht same night ... guys repeating my success.

Good luck players and keep doing your thing!
 
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No lie --- 15.

Still banging 5 of them.

Out of the other ten, two of them can be marked down as a threesome, one was a one night close, and two of the remaining seven had boyfriends. The rest have nothing spectacular about them. I will own up to it and say that 3 of the last five were total hoodrats.

Looking forward to 2009!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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If you're concerned about STDs/pregnancy it's probably best to do the same girl over and over rather than different girls. I don't understand the point of trying to get as many different girls as possible for the same number of bangs.
 
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If you're concerned about STDs/pregnancy it's probably best to do the same girl over and over rather than different girls. I don't understand the point of trying to get as many different girls as possible for the same number of bangs.
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The only thing better than *****, is new *****! - chris rock


My number....4 or 5 I think.
 
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Anyone else not count or just lose count...
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I don't understand the point of trying to get as many different girls as possible for the same number of bangs.
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LOL! Ever heard about HUMAN NATURE?

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If you're concerned about STDs/pregnancy it's probably best to do the same girl over and over rather than different girls. I don't understand the point of trying to get as many different girls as possible for the same number of bangs.
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variety :)
 
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2.0 said:
If you're concerned about STDs/pregnancy it's probably best to do the same girl over and over rather than different girls. I don't understand the point of trying to get as many different girls as possible for the same number of bangs.
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have you ever even had sex before?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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