Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I don't know some people like rifles. After they're banned you won't be able to buy even one new. They might even ban Glocks, who knows. But they'll for sure ban magazines with full capacity. It's kind of like the gov putting an 85 mph governor on sports cars, "because no one needs it..", or you have a 1st admendment right "but (now) you can't say x,y and z because of yadda yadda" if you catch my drift. The point is there will be bans, regulations and taxes and who knows what they will be. My personal opinion is guns are regulated enough as it is just leave it alone. And rights are being infringed on because no one "needs" rights..speakeasy said:I don't understand people who feel they need to be up their eyebrows in guns. If it's all about personal protection, one glock will do you just fine. I mean what the f-ck, are these guys trying to start a paramilitary?
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Those guns aren't for me, I'm going to buy a rocket launcher :rockon:ketostix said:How many are buying AR-15's the "evil black rifle", AK's, SKS' and the like, high capacity magazines and ammo before the new administration bans, taxes and regulates all of them?
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Ya except it was never part of the definition of assault weapon. It *IS* part of the definition of Assault Rifle, but those have been strictly regulated since before you were alive. You consider yourself an expert on small arms?Teflon_Mcgee said:3. Three round burst and Fully auto. Okay. This has some slight validity.
Sure because the weak are only deserving of contempt, let them be victims. Remember kids, when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.fuzzx said:What about just learning martial arts if you need to feel more secure... at least here I can drive down the street and give everyone the finger without getting shot.
Aragon034 said:Though if i did buy one, i'd splurge big time and get a Sig Sauer P229.
bigjohnson said:Remember kids, when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Oh it's coming for sure. It's on the official presidential transition website that they want a permanent ban. They can't help themselves. Just how far the ban will go is unknown. And it's one of the dumbest things the new administration could do. They have a chance to ingratiate themselves to the opposition and change their views on Democrats and race relations and all that stuff but they won't. They will most likely antagonize gun owners and get into altercations with fringe gun owners just like Clinton did after '94. They should leave this alone.CGE333 said:Where is this legislation regarding this ban? I think it is typical NRA scare tactics as there is no ban coming for any type of reasonable firearms. Personal Tanks will probably still be off limits.
Regulated or not you can bet that even class III will be gone.bigjohnson said:Ya except it was never part of the definition of assault weapon. It *IS* part of the definition of Assault Rifle, but those have been strictly regulated since before you were alive. You consider yourself an expert on small arms?
First you have no idea about my fantasies, experience or training. Second I'm experienced, trained AND knowledgeable in the use of small arms INCLUDING .50 cal. weapons. Qualified expert in many at one time, also, own and use many, from .17 to .50 BMG.Teflon_Mcgee said:I mean a small arms expert as in an expert in the use and manipulation of sub .50 caliber weapons (foreign and domestic)as it pertains to actual combat. You know, the stuff guys like you fantisize about.
I think class III is so regulated as it has been that it's a non-issue. It's the coming wholesale ban of anything autoloading that really stinks.Teflon_Mcgee said:Regulated or not you can bet that even class III will be gone.
And sorry, when I said "small arms expert" I didn't mean as in a grown man who collects and studies firearms with secret fantasies about having to use them.
I mean a small arms expert as in an expert in the use and manipulation of sub .50 caliber weapons (foreign and domestic)as it pertains to actual combat. You know, the stuff guys like you fantisize about.
Lol, I'm hoping we can keep this thread civil. There are some out there like that though. I fantasize about more goergeous women who aren't feminist. I wonder if they'll get banned too lol? I think I'm running out of post nowYou know, the stuff guys like you fantisize about
Not even if the jack boots come to grab your guns? I'm kidding, this is a reference to some of those guys not you. You know though it's bound to happen that they will antagonize those types. They should just leave them alone and let them fantasize.First you have no idea about my fantasies, experience or training. Second I'm experienced, trained AND knowledgeable in the use of small arms INCLUDING .50 cal. weapons. Qualified expert in many at one time, also, own and use many, from .17 to .50 BMG. Finally, I don't want to kill anyone at any time in the future, let alone have fantasies regarding it. Nightmares more like.
If it comes to it then they will have them, and no I don't mean one bullet at a time. I'm a law abiding citizen and intend to remain one.ketostix said:Not even if the jack boots come to grab your guns? I'm kidding, this is a reference to some of those guys not you. You know though it's bound to happen that they will antagonize those types. They should just leave them alone and let them fantasize.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.