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Master Don Juan
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i usually can sex for 3-4 hours. you?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Eww....seriously? Grossexpos said:If it's my perfect body type..(short, huge boobs, curvy, a little bit of tummy fat) I can barely contain myself...its is struggle to get past 5 minutes the first few times! Once I get more comfortable with them, I can go 45 minutes to 90 minutes usually.
But what is strange, is if they are attractive to me but don't have the physical attributes, I can last a good solid hour every time and not even ***. I've even faked orgasms just to not offend the lady. Has anyone else experienced this?
Hahahaha! That response cracked me up! Good job Expos...... Now I'm just waiting for Mr. Tits to come in and add something sarcastic, perhaps with a link to a picture and a silly quote. Maybe I should "flash" the tits signal. It's Mr. Tit's version of the bat signal.instantnoodles said:Eww....seriously? Gross
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Yes, but that's usually due to whiskey d1ck, it happens. Sometimes you have to, I've tried to keep going before, but that usually just leads to me being covered in sweat and with aexpos said:I've even faked orgasms just to not offend the lady. Has anyone else experienced this?
Baaah that's a loaded question! How many kids have come out of her?:crackup:mustfirstregister said:i usually can sex for 3-4 hours. you?
Isn't instantnoodles a broad? If so, a flat chested broad. And I'm down for a little bit of a soft belly as long as it isn't a muffin top.Aristippus said:Hahahaha! That response cracked me up! Good job Expos...... Now I'm just waiting for Mr. Tits to come in and add something sarcastic, perhaps with a link to a picture and a silly quote. Maybe I should "flash" the tits signal. It's Mr. Tit's version of the bat signal.
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You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I'm not sure what part of your original comment she responded to but i don't care. I was simply amused by her comment. It's kind of funny when a woman acts offended or grossed out for no reason. I thought she was responding to the idea that you have faked an orgasm before. I actually prefer a woman that has some curves with big breasts. I wouldn't want a woman with anything less than C-cups but prefer D. I don't see how men can go for women that are shaped like stick figures.expos said:Isn't instantnoodles a broad? If so, a flat chested broad. And I'm down for a little bit of a soft belly as long as it isn't a muffin top.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
well someone doesn't make their girl squirt... by the 20 minute mark the bed should already be saturated and it just keeps getting better from there as she gets more sensitive with every orgasm. then you start hitting the **** while she is coming and BAM instant seizure like shaking orgasm for herVoice said:I don't even think it's humanly possible for a girl to stay wet for that long.
1 secondJair213 said:2 seconds
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.