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Master Don Juan
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i usually can sex for 3-4 hours. you?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Eww....seriously? Grossexpos said:If it's my perfect body type..(short, huge boobs, curvy, a little bit of tummy fat) I can barely contain myself...its is struggle to get past 5 minutes the first few times! Once I get more comfortable with them, I can go 45 minutes to 90 minutes usually.
But what is strange, is if they are attractive to me but don't have the physical attributes, I can last a good solid hour every time and not even ***. I've even faked orgasms just to not offend the lady. Has anyone else experienced this?
Hahahaha! That response cracked me up! Good job Expos...... Now I'm just waiting for Mr. Tits to come in and add something sarcastic, perhaps with a link to a picture and a silly quote. Maybe I should "flash" the tits signal. It's Mr. Tit's version of the bat signal.instantnoodles said:Eww....seriously? Gross
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Yes, but that's usually due to whiskey d1ck, it happens. Sometimes you have to, I've tried to keep going before, but that usually just leads to me being covered in sweat and with aexpos said:I've even faked orgasms just to not offend the lady. Has anyone else experienced this?
Baaah that's a loaded question! How many kids have come out of her?:crackup:mustfirstregister said:i usually can sex for 3-4 hours. you?
Isn't instantnoodles a broad? If so, a flat chested broad. And I'm down for a little bit of a soft belly as long as it isn't a muffin top.Aristippus said:Hahahaha! That response cracked me up! Good job Expos...... Now I'm just waiting for Mr. Tits to come in and add something sarcastic, perhaps with a link to a picture and a silly quote. Maybe I should "flash" the tits signal. It's Mr. Tit's version of the bat signal.
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I'm not sure what part of your original comment she responded to but i don't care. I was simply amused by her comment. It's kind of funny when a woman acts offended or grossed out for no reason. I thought she was responding to the idea that you have faked an orgasm before. I actually prefer a woman that has some curves with big breasts. I wouldn't want a woman with anything less than C-cups but prefer D. I don't see how men can go for women that are shaped like stick figures.expos said:Isn't instantnoodles a broad? If so, a flat chested broad. And I'm down for a little bit of a soft belly as long as it isn't a muffin top.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
well someone doesn't make their girl squirt... by the 20 minute mark the bed should already be saturated and it just keeps getting better from there as she gets more sensitive with every orgasm. then you start hitting the **** while she is coming and BAM instant seizure like shaking orgasm for herVoice said:I don't even think it's humanly possible for a girl to stay wet for that long.
1 secondJair213 said:2 seconds
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.