"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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10-2 hours
9-1.5 hour
8-1 hour
7--45 mintues
6-30 mintues
5-15 minutes

anything below 5 mintues or less

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If it's my perfect body type..(short, huge boobs, curvy, a little bit of tummy fat) I can barely contain myself...its is struggle to get past 5 minutes the first few times! Once I get more comfortable with them, I can go 45 minutes to 90 minutes usually.

But what is strange, is if they are attractive to me but don't have the physical attributes, I can last a good solid hour every time and not even ***. I've even faked orgasms just to not offend the lady. Has anyone else experienced this?
 

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expos said:
If it's my perfect body type..(short, huge boobs, curvy, a little bit of tummy fat) I can barely contain myself...its is struggle to get past 5 minutes the first few times! Once I get more comfortable with them, I can go 45 minutes to 90 minutes usually.

But what is strange, is if they are attractive to me but don't have the physical attributes, I can last a good solid hour every time and not even ***. I've even faked orgasms just to not offend the lady. Has anyone else experienced this?
Eww....seriously? Gross
 

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instantnoodles said:
Eww....seriously? Gross
Hahahaha! That response cracked me up! Good job Expos...... Now I'm just waiting for Mr. Tits to come in and add something sarcastic, perhaps with a link to a picture and a silly quote. Maybe I should "flash" the tits signal. It's Mr. Tit's version of the bat signal.


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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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expos said:
I've even faked orgasms just to not offend the lady. Has anyone else experienced this?
Yes, but that's usually due to whiskey d1ck, it happens. Sometimes you have to, I've tried to keep going before, but that usually just leads to me being covered in sweat and with a :eek: look on my face. It's better all around to just fake it and give it another shot in the morning. :up:
 

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It totally depends from how much I like her and how comfortable I am with her.

If a girl is hot but Im not comfortable I struggle not to come after few minutes, if Im comfortable but she is not that attractive to me I can keep going very long and the only risk is me going limp.

The best is when I find her attractive and there is no stress, in that case I have control.
 

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i usually can sex for 3-4 hours. you?
Baaah that's a loaded question! How many kids have come out of her?:crackup:

Are you talking raw dog or rubberd up, big difference! I hate rubbers! 6-7yrs with LTR and now I have go back to using rubbers....fack! Better than have kids I suppose.

I have never faked an orgasm, I could careless if she's offended. How the hell is that even possible?
 

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Aristippus said:
Hahahaha! That response cracked me up! Good job Expos...... Now I'm just waiting for Mr. Tits to come in and add something sarcastic, perhaps with a link to a picture and a silly quote. Maybe I should "flash" the tits signal. It's Mr. Tit's version of the bat signal.


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Isn't instantnoodles a broad? If so, a flat chested broad. And I'm down for a little bit of a soft belly as long as it isn't a muffin top.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I used to be able to go 2 and a half hours, I'm talking spattered with an hour or hour and a half of non-stop fvcking, but now, I'm more susceptible to losing my load sooner than I'd like to (on command). I believe that is because I have become older and thus weaker, but I'm fitter now and can last longer again now that I have discipline in my life again. It used to be all pleasure for me week in and week out, now I am enduring more pain for gain and thus can last longer like I used to, I am able to shunt the pleasurable thoughts and sounds (moaning really gets to me a bit, hearing a woman who moaning or chirps whatever right in my ear vibrating my ear, just causes me to lose it when I'm trying to hold back because it is so erotic to me, also sometimes I'll stop thrusting in her (just my log laying there inside her prarie dog tunnel, not moving) but I STILL cannot stop coming because she moves JUST a tad to give JUST a little more friction to get me off :() to hold out as long as I can for her, so that she can Really get off for Her maximum pleasure. I've had some gushers and it's nasty while at the same time being erotic. But women (especially fat ones) can be damn nasty guys, just, you know, I'd rather do without her, I'd rather bang my hand...
 

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expos said:
Isn't instantnoodles a broad? If so, a flat chested broad. And I'm down for a little bit of a soft belly as long as it isn't a muffin top.
I'm not sure what part of your original comment she responded to but i don't care. I was simply amused by her comment. It's kind of funny when a woman acts offended or grossed out for no reason. I thought she was responding to the idea that you have faked an orgasm before. I actually prefer a woman that has some curves with big breasts. I wouldn't want a woman with anything less than C-cups but prefer D. I don't see how men can go for women that are shaped like stick figures.

I actually think some women are sick in the head and have some kind of a complex. I've heard women who already looked like stick figures, with no breasts and really nothing but bones saying "I need to lose 10 lbs." I simply think to myself that if she loses any more weight there'd be nothing left of her.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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as long as I get to blow my load in on or around her I don't care haha. nah but in all seriousness as long as she has a few orgasms it doesn't worry me, once she has had a few I will either blow or if I am really liking sex with her and getting into it I will go as long as I want or until she tells me to stop. yaaay PC exercises
 

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How does anyone have sex for more than an hour? Not only would I be exhausted and sweaty, but I'm sure the girl's vag would be raw and sore. I'd say ideal length would be 15-20 minutes but I've never gone more than 35-40, even with a slow fvcking. It starts to get boring and tiring by then. Shyt by that time I just want to get it over with and watch sportscenter.

How many pornos have you seen where the guy is actually fvcking the girl more than 30 minutes? And these are pros here who are switching positions like 10 times. By the end of the porno the girl is usually exhausted. I don't even think it's humanly possible for a girl to stay wet for that long.
 

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Voice said:
I don't even think it's humanly possible for a girl to stay wet for that long.
well someone doesn't make their girl squirt... by the 20 minute mark the bed should already be saturated and it just keeps getting better from there as she gets more sensitive with every orgasm. then you start hitting the **** while she is coming and BAM instant seizure like shaking orgasm for her
 

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When I was 18-22 I could go all night no problem with multiple climaxing. Now that i'm 34 it's a completely different story.

I'd say now my ideal situation is 15-30 minutes of foreplay and maybe another 15-30 of intercourse. Normally the whole event would last no longer than 20-45 mins.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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