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Master Don Juan
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i usually can sex for 3-4 hours. you?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Eww....seriously? Grossexpos said:If it's my perfect body type..(short, huge boobs, curvy, a little bit of tummy fat) I can barely contain myself...its is struggle to get past 5 minutes the first few times! Once I get more comfortable with them, I can go 45 minutes to 90 minutes usually.
But what is strange, is if they are attractive to me but don't have the physical attributes, I can last a good solid hour every time and not even ***. I've even faked orgasms just to not offend the lady. Has anyone else experienced this?
Hahahaha! That response cracked me up! Good job Expos...... Now I'm just waiting for Mr. Tits to come in and add something sarcastic, perhaps with a link to a picture and a silly quote. Maybe I should "flash" the tits signal. It's Mr. Tit's version of the bat signal.instantnoodles said:Eww....seriously? Gross
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Yes, but that's usually due to whiskey d1ck, it happens. Sometimes you have to, I've tried to keep going before, but that usually just leads to me being covered in sweat and with aexpos said:I've even faked orgasms just to not offend the lady. Has anyone else experienced this?
Baaah that's a loaded question! How many kids have come out of her?:crackup:mustfirstregister said:i usually can sex for 3-4 hours. you?
Isn't instantnoodles a broad? If so, a flat chested broad. And I'm down for a little bit of a soft belly as long as it isn't a muffin top.Aristippus said:Hahahaha! That response cracked me up! Good job Expos...... Now I'm just waiting for Mr. Tits to come in and add something sarcastic, perhaps with a link to a picture and a silly quote. Maybe I should "flash" the tits signal. It's Mr. Tit's version of the bat signal.
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You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
I'm not sure what part of your original comment she responded to but i don't care. I was simply amused by her comment. It's kind of funny when a woman acts offended or grossed out for no reason. I thought she was responding to the idea that you have faked an orgasm before. I actually prefer a woman that has some curves with big breasts. I wouldn't want a woman with anything less than C-cups but prefer D. I don't see how men can go for women that are shaped like stick figures.expos said:Isn't instantnoodles a broad? If so, a flat chested broad. And I'm down for a little bit of a soft belly as long as it isn't a muffin top.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
well someone doesn't make their girl squirt... by the 20 minute mark the bed should already be saturated and it just keeps getting better from there as she gets more sensitive with every orgasm. then you start hitting the **** while she is coming and BAM instant seizure like shaking orgasm for herVoice said:I don't even think it's humanly possible for a girl to stay wet for that long.
1 secondJair213 said:2 seconds
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.