Player_Supreme
Banned
As long as I need to. Or until true desire over takes me in a feverish rush of hand to body passion.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How long can you go without masturbating?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
For me, it's pretty weird, usually I don't get the urge to do at all it if I've had some action lately, be it as little as making out. I just don't feel like touching my d!ck.
When it's been a week without anything intimate going on, or when I'm used to being with the same girl, say after a month or so, the urges come again.
PS, I don't know if anyone else has this, but me if it's been a day or two without masturbating, a little jizz comes out while I'm taking a **** and I'm limp/semi-limp. I know it's a bit too much info there...
but I'm really curious if I should go see a doctor about it or if it's normal...
When it's been a week without anything intimate going on, or when I'm used to being with the same girl, say after a month or so, the urges come again.
PS, I don't know if anyone else has this, but me if it's been a day or two without masturbating, a little jizz comes out while I'm taking a **** and I'm limp/semi-limp. I know it's a bit too much info there...
but I'm really curious if I should go see a doctor about it or if it's normal...maybe ur gay-try looking at gay pornOriginally posted by The Matrix: Reloaded
*Checks* .... Yeah... she says it is working just fine.
Hell, I cannot even figure out why I do not do it... in fact, I have practically tried everything to get the urge to do it (porn... the whole nine yards). Still... nothing. I have even tried to just rub it a little bit to see what would happen... I went limp. I guess I see no point or pleasure in it.
Besides... it just motivates me to go get some...
The Antichrist_Star
Master Don Juan
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HA... *pops in tape* *then thinks better of it*Originally posted by dip
maybe ur gay-try looking at gay porn
I would rather not find out...
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
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Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
I'll take your challenge. When do you want it to start?
In high school I went 8 days without masterbating while I was at summer camp. When I finally did it I shot out a huge Peter North wad of sperm. That's the longest i've ever gone. Recently I couldn't make it past 5 days.
In high school I went 8 days without masterbating while I was at summer camp. When I finally did it I shot out a huge Peter North wad of sperm. That's the longest i've ever gone. Recently I couldn't make it past 5 days.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
squirrels
Master Don Juan
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Does that mean you don't wash them?Originally posted by Abnigh9
Wellllllll, it's been nearly 9 years since I touched my balls with my hands. It's been a few hours since a girl touched my balls for me though.
squirrels
Master Don Juan
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I think I made it about two weeks the last time someone had one of those challenges. I'm game for it. I already swore off porn a couple days ago. Maybe I need to stop jerking it to get some natural sex drive going again. I just don't feel motivated.
Dust 2 Dust and Squirrells, we will make the challenge start as of April 16 (which means when the clock ticks April 16, midnight, you are now a voluntary monk)...........good luck , keep eachother updated to see how we go, wonder if anyone will crumble after a few days, haha.....................
, keep eachother updated to see how we go, wonder if anyone will crumble after a few days, haha.....................i'm in as wellOriginally posted by CLOONEY
Dust 2 Dust and Squirrells, we will make the challenge start as of April 16 (which means when the clock ticks April 16, midnight, you are now a voluntary monk)...........good luck
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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coincedentally
lol i was going to start one of these 4 days ago.
im with you guys too although im on day 4 now, ive withheld (or tried) quite a few times in the past and for me personally its that initial week or 2 thats difficult but once you get over that its smooth sailing and you reap the rewards, and trust me there ARE rewards.
lol i was going to start one of these 4 days ago.
im with you guys too although im on day 4 now, ive withheld (or tried) quite a few times in the past and for me personally its that initial week or 2 thats difficult but once you get over that its smooth sailing and you reap the rewards, and trust me there ARE rewards.
Brazilian_Blues_Boy
Master Don Juan
The Taoists don't jerk off, or even feel the need to.
You're talking about the practices of Tantra.
By the way, I'll join the fun... my personal record is 50 days...
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.