Player_Supreme
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As long as I need to. Or until true desire over takes me in a feverish rush of hand to body passion.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
How long can you go without masturbating?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
For me, it's pretty weird, usually I don't get the urge to do at all it if I've had some action lately, be it as little as making out. I just don't feel like touching my d!ck.
When it's been a week without anything intimate going on, or when I'm used to being with the same girl, say after a month or so, the urges come again.
PS, I don't know if anyone else has this, but me if it's been a day or two without masturbating, a little jizz comes out while I'm taking a **** and I'm limp/semi-limp. I know it's a bit too much info there...
but I'm really curious if I should go see a doctor about it or if it's normal...
When it's been a week without anything intimate going on, or when I'm used to being with the same girl, say after a month or so, the urges come again.
PS, I don't know if anyone else has this, but me if it's been a day or two without masturbating, a little jizz comes out while I'm taking a **** and I'm limp/semi-limp. I know it's a bit too much info there...
but I'm really curious if I should go see a doctor about it or if it's normal...maybe ur gay-try looking at gay pornOriginally posted by The Matrix: Reloaded
*Checks* .... Yeah... she says it is working just fine.
Hell, I cannot even figure out why I do not do it... in fact, I have practically tried everything to get the urge to do it (porn... the whole nine yards). Still... nothing. I have even tried to just rub it a little bit to see what would happen... I went limp. I guess I see no point or pleasure in it.
Besides... it just motivates me to go get some...
The Antichrist_Star
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HA... *pops in tape* *then thinks better of it*Originally posted by dip
maybe ur gay-try looking at gay porn
I would rather not find out...
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Dust 2 Dust
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Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
I'll take your challenge. When do you want it to start?
In high school I went 8 days without masterbating while I was at summer camp. When I finally did it I shot out a huge Peter North wad of sperm. That's the longest i've ever gone. Recently I couldn't make it past 5 days.
In high school I went 8 days without masterbating while I was at summer camp. When I finally did it I shot out a huge Peter North wad of sperm. That's the longest i've ever gone. Recently I couldn't make it past 5 days.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
squirrels
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Does that mean you don't wash them?Originally posted by Abnigh9
Wellllllll, it's been nearly 9 years since I touched my balls with my hands. It's been a few hours since a girl touched my balls for me though.
squirrels
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I think I made it about two weeks the last time someone had one of those challenges. I'm game for it. I already swore off porn a couple days ago. Maybe I need to stop jerking it to get some natural sex drive going again. I just don't feel motivated.
Dust 2 Dust and Squirrells, we will make the challenge start as of April 16 (which means when the clock ticks April 16, midnight, you are now a voluntary monk)...........good luck , keep eachother updated to see how we go, wonder if anyone will crumble after a few days, haha.....................
, keep eachother updated to see how we go, wonder if anyone will crumble after a few days, haha.....................i'm in as wellOriginally posted by CLOONEY
Dust 2 Dust and Squirrells, we will make the challenge start as of April 16 (which means when the clock ticks April 16, midnight, you are now a voluntary monk)...........good luck
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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lol i was going to start one of these 4 days ago.
im with you guys too although im on day 4 now, ive withheld (or tried) quite a few times in the past and for me personally its that initial week or 2 thats difficult but once you get over that its smooth sailing and you reap the rewards, and trust me there ARE rewards.
lol i was going to start one of these 4 days ago.
im with you guys too although im on day 4 now, ive withheld (or tried) quite a few times in the past and for me personally its that initial week or 2 thats difficult but once you get over that its smooth sailing and you reap the rewards, and trust me there ARE rewards.
Brazilian_Blues_Boy
Master Don Juan
The Taoists don't jerk off, or even feel the need to.
You're talking about the practices of Tantra.
By the way, I'll join the fun... my personal record is 50 days...
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.