How in the world is this ShortFrameFaceCel bagging these chicks?

[MatureDJ]

I don't understand it. I guess being a Broadway star makes this Cel ascend?

Ariana Grande giving Ethan Slater ‘space’ as he ‘works things out’ with estranged wife: report

Despite the distance, the Broadway star and “7 Rings” singer, who is the midst of her own split with Dalton Gomez, are reportedly still dating.

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[SW15]

Bullshiit, made up terms like ShortFrameFaceCel are not a part of his vocabulary.

Ethan Slater is 5'7". Crap height. His face isn't good either. In theory, he should be an incel. Somehow, he isn't. I think he isn't due to money & status.

Lilly Jay is taller than he is. Ariana Grande is about 5'1", so he's taller than her.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Jewish connections elevating his status, just like with Pete Davidson.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

Take away his fame and even my incel friends might mog him.

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

Thats a luckycel. His status allows him to oofy doofy women.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

He looks quirky enough that a woman could find those quirks attractive since you don't come across guys like that very often