A big group (25) of us were playing ultimate frisbee last night at the park and a girl shows up about 2 hours after everyone else had wearing makeup (eyeliner, lipstick, whatever else) and long black dressy pants and a dressy top, we'll call her HBMouthy6.5 and sits down on a park bench. A few guys immediately saw her and yelled at her to come play but I stayed focused on the game barely giving her any attention. Not too long later she was playing and had obvious ultimate frisbee experience because she knew how to throw and make plays. About 45 minutes later I made a catch in the inzone while a girl on the other team that I've got a history with of having hooked up with before intentionally fouled me and I said "Even with the foul!" to her in jest.
Not long after this from the other side of the feel HBMouthy6.5 yells at me (hey did you ever play ultimate league last year? On the black or Green team? I said nope not last year. I did back in 2003. She then came up to me and said "Oh I remember you, you were real ****y! And then she mockingly said "Even with the foul" so apparently she'd overheard my convo earlier. Now, this girl had never met me before because I'd remember and I was new to ultimate back then and so I know she was just feeding me a line. I fed her one and said "Oh yea, I remember you, you were real snooty." and she says "I still am snooty. You used to be real ****y and now you're still a little ****y" -- now I'm sure there were better C&F or general responses but thats what came to mind and I left it at that.
Anyway wrapping this up, I made a play later that intercepted her toss and we went on to beat her team 10 to 4. She literally stormed off the field to leave and get into her car and on her way off I said "Better Luck Next Time HBMouthy6.5 (her actual name used)" and she stopped and spun around. She looked right at me about to say something and I looked her dead in the eye and gave her a ****y grin (I am ****y afterall she was right about that!) and she grimaced looking visibly pissed and stood there looking absolutely speechless. She looked on the verge of ripping her own hair out as her face got redder and redder and she decided to turn around, got in her car and slammed the door, reversed out with screeching tires and spun off. A bunch of people saw it happen and laughed mentioning to me that she was acting like a major b1tch out on the field. :rock: :rock: :rock:
Not long after this from the other side of the feel HBMouthy6.5 yells at me (hey did you ever play ultimate league last year? On the black or Green team? I said nope not last year. I did back in 2003. She then came up to me and said "Oh I remember you, you were real ****y! And then she mockingly said "Even with the foul" so apparently she'd overheard my convo earlier. Now, this girl had never met me before because I'd remember and I was new to ultimate back then and so I know she was just feeding me a line. I fed her one and said "Oh yea, I remember you, you were real snooty." and she says "I still am snooty. You used to be real ****y and now you're still a little ****y" -- now I'm sure there were better C&F or general responses but thats what came to mind and I left it at that.
Anyway wrapping this up, I made a play later that intercepted her toss and we went on to beat her team 10 to 4. She literally stormed off the field to leave and get into her car and on her way off I said "Better Luck Next Time HBMouthy6.5 (her actual name used)" and she stopped and spun around. She looked right at me about to say something and I looked her dead in the eye and gave her a ****y grin (I am ****y afterall she was right about that!) and she grimaced looking visibly pissed and stood there looking absolutely speechless. She looked on the verge of ripping her own hair out as her face got redder and redder and she decided to turn around, got in her car and slammed the door, reversed out with screeching tires and spun off. A bunch of people saw it happen and laughed mentioning to me that she was acting like a major b1tch out on the field. :rock: :rock: :rock:
