RickTheToad
Moderator
What do you mean? You exclusively run after grannies. Not even MILFs... You run after GILFs. If that is not the pot calling the kettle black, I do not know what is..
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
How does this guy get a high end HB? Squirmy and Grubs. Youtube celebs.
- Thread starter biggoal
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
49 year old isn't a granny.
RickTheToad
Moderator
Certainly very possible in this day and age.
Biggoal will find one. He's the GILFHunter.
MillionBillionaire
Master Don Juan
Troll level = Grand Master
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SgtSplacker
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First thing is that does not have to be real, she might just be there to motivate other disabled people. I can almost guarantee they do not have a sexual relationship so it's not a real relationship because of that. Who knows what that female is trying to compensate for, probably killed a baby or something, lol. I can guarantee she is intimate with someone else. I CAN GUARANTEE