RickTheToad
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What do you mean? You exclusively run after grannies. Not even MILFs... You run after GILFs. If that is not the pot calling the kettle black, I do not know what is..
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
How does this guy get a high end HB? Squirmy and Grubs. Youtube celebs.
- Thread starter biggoal
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
49 year old isn't a granny.
RickTheToad
Moderator
Certainly very possible in this day and age.
Biggoal will find one. He's the GILFHunter.
MillionBillionaire
Master Don Juan
Troll level = Grand Master
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
SgtSplacker
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First thing is that does not have to be real, she might just be there to motivate other disabled people. I can almost guarantee they do not have a sexual relationship so it's not a real relationship because of that. Who knows what that female is trying to compensate for, probably killed a baby or something, lol. I can guarantee she is intimate with someone else. I CAN GUARANTEE